I recently noticed that I stopped giving a fuuUuUuUuck about these weekly Vice news thing and it didnt take long to remind me why; every .. single... one.. is totally one dimensional war porn, novelty medical advancements that somehow are hundreds of years from relevance, or omg the plight of being gay/trans/albino/a sihk boxer/etc.
I really dont even know what they are trying to accomplish at this point. You have to come with amazing aim to throw a rock at the world without hitting an amazing story. Robots. Autonomous weapons. VR. Designer drugs. Cyborg whores. Fags who want to die on Mars. The list is endless and incredible and yet I tune in tonight and its literally footage of human flesh hanging in trees from a rocket strike in a wanna be break away Saudi territory followed by the wacky world of Republicans Who Prefer Not To Do Business With Gays.
It's like they just sat down and said "What can we do to guarantee that anyone who ever contributed to a HuffPo comments section tunes in?"
In other news, there is an entire cable TV channel broadcasting nothing but Vice faggotry. "Weedequette" is literally a human Benetton ad smoking pot in rare and exotic locations like some hippies backyard in Orange County, or some hippies back yard in Yuba Valley. Up next, professional Ghostface sockpuppet Action Bronson, who takes daring stands on culinary trends by exposing smoked PNW salmon as "fucking delicious".
Action Bronson makes my skin crawl and I know people say this and never mean it but when he opens that fat dicktrap of a mouth I actually want to vomit, I choke up and want to puke, physically. Fuck that guy, like forever.
Fuck, I cant.