Poached Eggs

[alpha1243]

Brandon is correct. Poached eggs are the way to go.

I've only eaten my eggs scrambled, but when in New Orleans a few years ago my wife and I ordered what was the restaurant's specialty. The restaurant is called "Stanley" and is on Jackson Square in the French Quarter. The offer 2 variations of the classic Eggs Benedict. Eggs Stanley is 6 cornmeal-crusted oysters, poached eggs, Canadian bacon and Creole hollandaise on a toasted English muffin. Eggs Stella is basically the same dish with 2 soft shell crabs in place of the oysters. If you're ever in New Orleans give these dishes a try.

The biggest problem with poached eggs is that most restaurants only offer them as part of their eggs Benedict selection. If the egg isn't poached properly, if the English muffin is under toasted, if they use cheap bacon, or especially if the hollandaise sauce is from a jar, then the dish is disgusting and the thought of eating another poached egg will turn you off.

[Baron Von Strucker]

agree poached or basted eggs are the way to go and what ever you've got there is top top.

this thread wold fit in the food porn thread like a glove.

and welcome! post more.

[sah_24]

Those eggs look awesome , and now I am fucking hungry

[4Dragons]

For a second I thought those oysters were soft shell crabs. And that would have been a-fucking-mazing.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

There is literally a thread dedicated to fatasses talking about how they live to eat instead of eating to live and your pompous ass thinks yet another food thread is appropriate. Unreal.

[4Dragons]

There is literally a thread dedicated to fatasses talking about how they live to eat instead of eating to live and your pompous ass thinks yet another food thread is appropriate. Unreal.

This is where I drop a joke like.. 'while your eating to live, why not suck the life out of my wang'. But i'm too good to say some shit like that.

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

There is literally a thread dedicated to fatasses talking about how they live to eat instead of eating to live and your pompous ass thinks yet another food thread is appropriate. Unreal.

This is where I drop a joke like.. 'while your eating to live, why not suck the life out of my wang'. But i'm too good to say some shit like that.

I'd say that joke is right in your range.

[hongkonger]

There is literally a thread dedicated to fatasses talking about how they live to eat instead of eating to live and your pompous ass thinks yet another food thread is appropriate. Unreal.

This is where I drop a joke like.. 'while your eating to live, why not suck the life out of my wang'. But i'm too good to say some shit like that.

"You've gone hands free? Well as long as your hands are free, why don't you fondle my balls?" --George Carlin

[4Dragons]

This is where I drop a joke like.. 'while your eating to live, why not suck the life out of my wang'. But i'm too good to say some shit like that.

"You've gone hands free? Well as long as your hands are free, why don't you fondle my balls?" --George Carlin

A doctor talking to his patient tells him that he needs to insert a suppository into his rectum so he can relieve his constipation. He tells the patient 'ok, I need you to face away from me, bend over and hold yourself open so I can insert the suppository, you may feel some discomfort'. The patient complies and the doctor puts his hand on the mans shoulder and says 'this will only hurt for a minute', then the doctor puts his free hand on the mans other shoulder...

[limitles]

If you own a wang the chance the life will be sucked out of it never was. A White Rhino could be trained I suppose.

[4Dragons]

If you own a wang the chance the life will be sucked out of it never was. A White Rhino could be trained I suppose.

It's a 70's thing, I thought bringing it back would be hilarious.