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    Calling out Bart Hanson

    The real crime here is if the Shaun Deeb appearance on Tuchman's show causes even one person to subscribe to CrushLivePoker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    The real crime here is if this causes even one person to subscribe to CLP.

    Hey!! Hope that means that you don't want people to get good info on how to beat NL cash games..

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    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    The real crime here is if this causes even one person to subscribe to CLP.
    Hey!! Hope that means that you don't want people to get good info on how to beat NL cash games..
    I'm pretty sure there are cheaper resources to learn how to bet-fold every street.

    How much are you down gambling lifetime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post

    Hey!! Hope that means that you don't want people to get good info on how to beat NL cash games..
    I'm pretty sure there are cheaper resources to learn how to bet-fold every street.

    How much are you down gambling lifetime?
    Those who can't, write. And in the poker world, those who can't win at the tables...sell podcasts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snake_in_the_ass View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post

    I'm pretty sure there are cheaper resources to learn how to bet-fold every street.

    How much are you down gambling lifetime?
    Those who can't, write. And in the poker world, those who can't win at the tables...sell podcasts.
    Thats interesting. I did a challenge at the end of last year that post here: http://www.crushlivepoker.com/forums...day-9-30-15/p1

    Those results are fairly consistent with my performance over the last 6-8 years at the Commerce $5-10. Although I maybe have only put in 1000 hours each year.

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    You guys aren't being very nice to that Hanson kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    You guys aren't being very nice to that Hanson kid.
    I wouldn't expect anything less, Druff.

     
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    So you won't admit that you're a huge lifetime loser at gambling.

    Will you also deny that you hustle your students to stake you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    So you won't admit that you're a huge lifetime loser at gambling.

    Will you also deny that you hustle your students to stake you?

    No. I am a large lifetime winner in gambling as I have filed as a professional for the last 10 years. But based upon the sample I linked to here, the fact that CLP has consistently been growing over the last 3 years, and my game is well respected among the regulars in the $5-10 player pool its obvious you can make the assumption that I have lost in gambling in my lifetime.

    I assume that you are trolling here, so will stop interacting.

    Cheers! Bart

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    Calling out Bart Hanson

    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    So you won't admit that you're a huge lifetime loser at gambling.

    Will you also deny that you hustle your students to stake you?

    No. I am a large lifetime winner in gambling as I have filed as a professional for the last 10 years. But based upon the sample I linked to here, the fact that CLP has consistently been growing over the last 3 years, and my game is well respected among the regulars in the $5-10 player pool its obvious you can make the assumption that I have lost in gambling in my lifetime.

    I assume that you are trolling here, so will stop interacting.

    Cheers! Bart
    Did you confess many times on your various podcasts that you've struggled your entire adult life with compulsions to gamble in the pit, especially when drunk?

    Do you consider 9-5 JoB an acceptable paytable if 9-6 JoB isn't available? (Not that you have any edge either way.)

    Do you make five figure sports bets based on hunches with no regard whatsoever for the market?

    Do you gamble black to purple on poor blackjack games and too lazy/dumb to even count a simple hi-lo?

    Do you lack even the most basic conception of math and games such that you cannot beat a casino invite tournament vs other degenerate losers such as yourself and instead come begging for handouts on an alleged pedophile's forum?

    If you answer no to any of these questions, then you are fucking liar and even bigger piece of shit than I previously thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post


    No. I am a large lifetime winner in gambling as I have filed as a professional for the last 10 years. But based upon the sample I linked to here, the fact that CLP has consistently been growing over the last 3 years, and my game is well respected among the regulars in the $5-10 player pool its obvious you can make the assumption that I have lost in gambling in my lifetime.

    I assume that you are trolling here, so will stop interacting.

    Cheers! Bart
    Did you confess many times on your various podcasts that you've struggled your entire adult life with compulsions to gamble in the pit, especially when drunk?

    Do you consider 9-5 JoB an acceptable paytable if 9-6 JoB isn't available? (Not that you have any edge either way.)

    Do you make five figure sports bets based on hunches with no regard whatsoever for the market?

    Do you gamble black to purple on poor blackjack games and too lazy/dumb to even count a simple hi-lo?

    Do you lack even the most basic conception of math and games such that you cannot beat a casino invite tournament vs other degenerate losers such as yourself and instead come begging for handouts on an alleged pedophile's forum?

    If you answer no to any of these questions, then you are fucking liar and even bigger piece of shit than I previously thought.





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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post


    No. I am a large lifetime winner in gambling as I have filed as a professional for the last 10 years. But based upon the sample I linked to here, the fact that CLP has consistently been growing over the last 3 years, and my game is well respected among the regulars in the $5-10 player pool its obvious you can make the assumption that I have lost in gambling in my lifetime.

    I assume that you are trolling here, so will stop interacting.

    Cheers! Bart
    Did you confess many times on your various podcasts that you've struggled your entire adult life with compulsions to gamble in the pit, especially when drunk?

    Do you consider 9-5 JoB an acceptable paytable if 9-6 JoB isn't available? (Not that you have any edge either way.)

    Do you make five figure sports bets based on hunches with no regard whatsoever for the market?

    Do you gamble black to purple on poor blackjack games and too lazy/dumb to even count a simple hi-lo?

    Do you lack even the most basic conception of math and games such that you cannot beat a casino invite tournament vs other degenerate losers such as yourself and instead come begging for handouts on an alleged pedophile's forum?

    If you answer no to any of these questions, then you are fucking liar and even bigger piece of shit than I previously thought.

    I don't remember saying that but I guess its possible. Compulsions are one thing acting on them is another. And anyways if you are playing the best blackjack rules with perfect basic strategy surely one can see that the comps given almost make up for the $$ lost. If you pump $1million through blackjack, (maybe 20-25 hours at $500 a hand) at a -.35% disadvantage you are losing approximately $3500 on average. I dont know for sure but I have certainly received at least $2000 a year in free play when I give this kind of action over the summer. That doesnt include the yearly 7 star trip, free Folio's my host gives me, hotel rooms etc. So if you want to chalk up the -$1000 for that year in overall EV to being a "bad" gambler, when I am playing the game for recreation, than you got me there.

    My pit gambling has almost exclusively been Caesar's 6 deck black jack with their best rules which WOD places at -.35% and 9/6 JOB. The only time I have played 9/5 JOB is when it makes sense to hit daily TR bonuses as Caesars changed the VP points per $$ rules a few years ago. At 9/6 you get 1 point per $25 bet, at 9/5 its 1 per $10. In talking with some advantage players they said the small + $$ EV in the 9/6 game (as you have to gamble 2.5x more) is made up by the increased free play offers of playing 9/5. Obviously this is only done when just playing to hit these bonuses, which I believe this year may be 5000 in 24 hours gets you an extra 10,000 points. I usually just play the VP to keep better track of the points in keeping 7 star. 7 Star by the way is a pretty big advantage at the WSOP as you get to cut the lists in cash games and I often play the $75-$150 Omaha 8 game.

    I rarely ever sports bet. In fact my biggest sports bet was probably a $7000 bet I made on the USA a few years vs Ghana that won. Granted I probably should have gotten a dime more for that but again, the bet was for recreation not for profit. Over the course of two years I did some sport betting with Limon and beat him up pretty bad, although I will not claim that there was any skill involved.

    As far as the forum and pedophile thing, I have no idea what you are referring to. I think I posted the rules to a promotion Caesars was hosting looking for the optimal way to approach a blackjack, roulette and baccarat tournament.

    I spoke about how Caesars royally fucked me in an invite tournament in my podcast but that was just very poor customer service by them. I will not be giving them a dime of pit action in the future unless I am clearing free play offers. If Druff wants me to talk about what happened with that on the air its an amusing story and speaks to the incompetence of Caesars.

    And BTW what does any of this have to do with poker and the quality of material put out on CrushLivePoker?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by IAmProfessionalTalk View Post
    So you won't admit that you're a huge lifetime loser at gambling.

    Will you also deny that you hustle your students to stake you?

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    Is Wizards of Odds a pedophile site? Cause thats where I posted this: http://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambl.../2/#post479797

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BartHanson View Post
    Is Wizards of Odds a pedophile site? Cause thats where I posted this: http://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gambl.../2/#post479797
    #CrushLivePoker

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    Cool

    Bart would be interested to hear the results of that contest. On air preferably. Keep putting haters in their place and don't judge PFA community solely on these fools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IamGreek View Post
    Bart would be interested to hear the results of that contest. On air preferably. Keep putting haters in their place and don't judge PFA community solely on these fools.
    Fuck Bart Hanson. The guy has said many times on his podcasts that he goes on tilt when drunk and loses in the pit. And now he can't remember it?

     
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    What does losing in pit games have to do with poker ability or being shady?

    A lot of pros wouldn't even own up to this because they don't have to tell the world about their vices yet for those who do all the sudden they are considered shady characters or bad at poker aka not the game they blew money in?

    I just don't get all the hate in this thread when the Shaun Deeb outing scammers podcast was one available for free on twitch and can be downloaded for free over on CLP.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by FPS_Russia View Post
    Who's Privateworld? Any guesses... I dob't like how this Matt Glantz character is trying to come at Privateworld.
    What are you talking about?

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