The Fuck! I'm Wide Awake Now.

[splitthis]

Let the dogs out in backyard for final pee before bed. They always bark at the back fence which has woods behind it. Usually just at raccoons, rabbits, or possums, I stand in the garage looking out the back door while they go. Then my little 15 pounder is at the fence really barking. I then see it, a coyote just in front of her at the fence, I bolt out the door in my bare feet and pajamas screaming at the top of my lungs running toward the fence knowing those fuckers will jump over to get my dog. Thank God they retreated. Not enough vodka in the world to settle me down after that. From now on gonna wear shoes and carry my machete out there with them. Winter is here.

[sonatine]

but are you woke?

[splitthis]

but are you woke?

Drunk woke which I have never been before

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

People are saying coyotes are getting more friendly and will approach people and stuff now. I'd never heard of that before and I live in an area where I hear them howling almost every night. I've never even seen one other than when in a car I don't think.

[splitthis]

People are saying coyotes are getting more friendly and will approach people and stuff now. I'd never heard of that before and I live in an area where I hear them howling almost every night. I've never even seen one other than when in a car I don't think.

I hear packs howling in the summer when the windows are open, it is musical, but sorry cant have my pups as a scooby snack.

[simpdog]

Cougars are better than coyotes.

[WillieMcFML]

what's it like to be such a miserable, old cunt that you take time out of your day to go on a neg repping spree?

way to take the internet hella serious you old hag

[RealTalk]

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[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Simpdog isn't even that old.

[splitthis]

what's it like to be such a miserable, old cunt that you take time out of your day to go on a neg repping spree?

way to take the internet hella serious you old hag

What's it like being such a young dumb fucker that you think you can fuck with me and not get the wrath of split? I am not done with you yet.

[WillieMcFML]

what's it like to be such a miserable, old cunt that you take time out of your day to go on a neg repping spree?

way to take the internet hella serious you old hag

What's it like being such a young dumb fucker that you think you can fuck with me and not get the wrath of split? I am not done with you yet.

ok, lewfather

have fun

i'm sorry you are old as fuck and have nothing better to do

[Gordman]

Lol next time ditch your machete Danny Trejo, this isnt a movie. Carry a proper weapon that gets the job done so they dont have a chance to come back. Because they will come back.

[sonatine]

if willie chases off split can we get karen back?

[splitthis]

if willie chases off split can we get karen back?

Willie cant chase off the cockroaches in his kitchen, you got the bitches address, go get her.

[gut]

I heard coyote skulls sell on ebay for like three grand.

[sonatine]

if willie chases off split can we get karen back?

Willie cant chase off the cockroaches in his kitchen, you got the bitches address, go get her.

jeez louise i was only asking.

[michael]

[GrenadaRoger]

Lol next time ditch your machete Danny Trejo, this isnt a movie. Carry a proper weapon that gets the job done so they dont have a chance to come back. Because they will come back.

gotta go firearm...you really want to get close enough to use a machete? you could/will get bitten

either a revolver or a shotgun seems fitting---what to use depends on you surroundings, you ability to absorb recoil and what may be downrange of your target...talk to your gun seller: there is a gun/ammo pairing for every situation

[MumblesBadly]

Lol next time ditch your machete Danny Trejo, this isnt a movie. Carry a proper weapon that gets the job done so they dont have a chance to come back. Because they will come back.

gotta go firearm...you really want to get close enough to use a machete? you could/will get bitten

either a revolver or a shotgun seems fitting---what to use depends on you surroundings, you ability to absorb recoil and what may be downrange of your target...talk to your gun seller: there is a gun/ammo pairing for every situation

At nighttime in a residential area? There's a much better solution. Highly accurate, reasonable recoil, and pretty quiet.

[Baron Von Strucker]

Split stay away from fire arms, remember the big incident? Get a can of pepper spray or a loud air horn, bear banger. Will scare the fuck out of it but if you really have to use a gun use a paint ball gun with frozen paint balls. fire arms will get you in trouble.