Absolutely no mention of a v-stroker sub-clause.
well Druff, if you want to save money by rooming with Master Scalir, its your choice, so sign the agreement: just wear rubber gloves when you touch the doorknobs
but if I had your money, I would rent my own place
(btw: can't say I am surprised, I figured you wouldn't last with Ben's mom)
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
FYI Druff, the correct terminology is sublessor and sublessee. My legal bill will be forthcoming.
I thought so, too. However, the sample form for Los Angeles, which I downloaded, had Sublandlord and Subtenant, so I kept it that way.Originally Posted by Jayjami
The backstory:
In June 2012, Ken had a roommate move in, and I told him to have the guy sign a rental agreement. Ken had no clue how to make one, so I downloaded a standard sublease agreement for Los Angeles and modified it for his purposes.
I threw in this addendum on my own, to see if he was paying attention.
He refused to present the addendum to the prospective roommate.
Perhaps he should have, as it turned out that this roommate was a convicted rapist (not even a date rapist, but a rapist who would grab strangers off the street), and was just out of prison for about 2 years. Ken didn't know this until 2 months after the guy moved out. Strangely, this guy ended up being the best roommate Ken ever had (I'm not kidding).
This addendum was based upon real incidents from when he was in college.
He memorized his college roommate's schedule, and would jerk off when the guy was at class.
One time the guy came back early and "caught" Ken. The roommate was understandably grossed out, though honestly you can't expect a guy to live with you for a year and never jerk off.
Within about 2 months, the roommate found somewhere else to live, and Ken didn't have any other roommates throughout the rest of college.
I knew a guy who came back to his hotel room to find his fat bastard roommate pulling his bar on the bed, the fat bastard said to him "sure noone would believe ye anyway"
Fast forward a few weeks and half of Ireland knows the story lolol
BALLIN'!!
It's been scientifically proven that 85% of males on Earth admit to masturbation.
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You can expect him to do it in private though.
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