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    Head of Russia's anti-doping agency just dropped dead 2 months after resigning and its totally not suspicious

    (Reuters) - The former executive director of Russia's anti-doping agency (RUSADA) Nikita Kamayev has died two months after resigning his post, the Tass news agency reported on Sunday.

    The report, citing the former general director of the scandal-hit agency Ramil Khabriev, said Kamayev's death had "presumably" been caused by a heart attack.

    "It looks like an extensive infraction," it quoted Khabriev as saying. "He complained of heart ache after a skiing session. He has never complained about heart problems, at least to me. Maybe his wife knew about such problems."

    Russia was suspended from international athletics last November after a special commission of the World Anti-Doping Agency exposed widespread state-sponsored cheating and corruption.

    Kamayev and Khabriev stood down from their positions along with the rest of the senior RUSADA management in mid-December as Russia began working on lifting the ban in time for its athletes to compete at the Rio de Janeiro Olympics in August.

    TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL, COMRADES.
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    apropos

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    Those crazy ruskies got some heart problems, i am sure its just a fad.


    Alexander Perepilichny was a fit 44-year-old with a clean bill of health, but that morning he was feeling decidedly groggy. He decided to go for a run round the estate to see if he could sweat it off. He never returned.
    Dressed in his running gear, his body was discovered later that day nearby. Yet, despite a spate of strange deaths of Russians in Britain, Surrey Police concluded in June 2013 that his death was not suspicious, there was no foul play or ‘third party involvement’ and that he had simply died of heart problems. Case closed.

    Now, the mysterious ‘collapse’ of this Russian exile is at the centre of astonishing claims that he was murdered by assassins using a poisonous plant found only in China, where it is known as ‘heartbreak grass’.

    This poison, scientific name gelsemium, comes in three types of flowering plants, all of which can be deadly, but the most potent, gelsemium elegans, causes paralysis of the spinal cord, physical collapse and death by asphyxiation.

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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ct-poison.html
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    Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski used a cyanide spray that would induce heart attack symptoms. And the cyanide would decay fast enough to not be detectable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MumblesBadly View Post
    Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski used a cyanide spray that would induce heart attack symptoms. And the cyanide would decay fast enough to not be detectable.

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    I just moved to Russia AMA

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