Are You A Tool ?

[Mike Oxlong]

If you answer yes to 2 or more you are probably a tool.


1. Do you have a tattoo ?

2. Do you smoke the occasional cigar ?

3. Do you have custom rims ?

4. Do you ever mention your max bench press ?

5. Do you reverse park ?

6. While driving do you have the music loud enough that a car two lanes over can hear?

7. Have you gotten in a fight at a bar or sporting event?

8. Your Facebook profile pict has you holding a drink and or if with a hot female.

[Lord of the Fraud]

Leave Pooh alone.

[4Dragons]

[handicapme]

If you answer yes to 2 or more you are probably a tool.


1. Do you have a tattoo ?
NO

2. Do you smoke the occasional cigar ?
YES
3. Do you have custom rims ?
not since I was 20
4. Do you ever mention your max bench press ?
not since I was 20
5. Do you reverse park ?
yes
6. While driving do you have the music loud enough that a car two lanes over can hear?
When I'm driving to AC, smoking a cigar... why not?
7. Have you gotten in a fight at a bar or sporting event?
not since I was 20
8. Your Facebook profile pict has you holding a drink and or if with a hot female.
So because I have a pic of myself and gf I'm a tool... righttttt

Dude, someone's a bit insecure with themselves here and is projecting...

[sonatine]

Honestly who doesnt smoke the occasional cigar?

[Lord of the Fraud]

Yep, Just Marilyn Monroe leaning over a small bridge.

[OSA]

Don't post thesidedish's personal information

[Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe]

I used to reverse park at this one apartment I lived in because I always ended up sandwiched between these fucking SUV's with tinted windows that were IMPOSSIBLE to see around backing out. Even pulling out forward you have to hold your breath and kinda pray somebody wasn't driving by when your car popped out. I fucking hate assholes with limo tinted windows on their big fucking Chevy Suburbans, with your faded fucking Romney sticker... it's a hazard to everyone on the road you fucking prick. Get over yourself, nobody is watching your fat ass asking Siri how to get to the nearest Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville restaurant, we just want to make sure we don't run over any children in the parking lot, unless they're yours

[Mike Oxlong]

I was afraid I would offend most of the posters...

[Mike Oxlong]

If you answer yes to 2 or more you are probably a tool.


1. Do you have a tattoo ?
NO

2. Do you smoke the occasional cigar ?
YES
3. Do you have custom rims ?
not since I was 20
4. Do you ever mention your max bench press ?
not since I was 20
5. Do you reverse park ?
yes
6. While driving do you have the music loud enough that a car two lanes over can hear?
When I'm driving to AC, smoking a cigar... why not?
7. Have you gotten in a fight at a bar or sporting event?
not since I was 20
8. Your Facebook profile pict has you holding a drink and or if with a hot female.
So because I have a pic of myself and gf I'm a tool... righttttt

Dude, someone's a bit insecure with themselves here and is projecting...

You are tool

[4Dragons]

Honestly who doesnt smoke the occasional cigar?

ahem.

[4Dragons]

The_Lurker: dude, clean your keyboard

Going to throw it out soon. It's what a tool would do.

[sonatine]

Honestly who doesnt smoke the occasional cigar?

ahem.

Word. I smoke the Hemingway's. Huge Arturo Fuente fan.

[4Dragons]

ahem.

Word. I smoke the Hemingway's. Huge Arturo Fuente fan.

Being close to the Canadian border, I still like my Bolivar Habana's.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

Honestly who doesnt smoke the occasional cigar?

ahem.

well played...

try the ashton churchills...one (or two) of them and a glass (or two) of pappy...that is mother fucking heaven...

[4Dragons]

ahem.

well played...

try the ashton churchills...one (or two) of them and a glass (or two) of pappy...that is mother fucking heaven...

I like to pair a CAO Brasilia with some Christian Brothers, but I think we're on the same page.

[4Dragons]

Yep, Just Marilyn Monroe leaning over a small bridge.

Well thank god she didn't date Ted Kennedy, they'd be fishing her out of that water.

[Hockey Guy]

I answered no to all those questions but I know I'm still a tool.

[vegas1369]

Will never understand the backing into parking spot hate. Said it once and I'll say it again... It's basically a necessity if you drive a full size pick up or SUV. However, if I have cars behind me I will pass up the spot most of the time, and I will not inconvenience oncoming traffic by being the dick that pulls in front of them to back in.

Back up camera has made life a whole lot easier as well.

[big dick]

Norma Jean will always be on my top 10 list.