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    the separatist yokels are getting taken to ground in real time

    live stream of phone call here:



    and its... amazing.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    "lets gather around the phone and have a prayer guys.."

    "[incoherent screaming]"




    SO GOOD
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    a woman is literally like "ok fine ill surrender BUT I WANT TO KEEP MY WEAPONS" and oh god im in heaven at all of this
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    MARK!!!!!!! MARK!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME????????

    Shout out to the good Reverend Graham.

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    "Sandy" is my favorite.

    She's a real firecracker.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    God is watching!!!!!

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    We know that God is watching, that has been made clear, but is he listening?

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    Fucked up think is none of the Bundys would lift a finger to help these folks. Any guesses how many years they'd get if they surrendred?

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    I can't let you die because I didn't hug you.

    So much beef in these whoppers.

     
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    A country that has spent decades convincing its own citizens that they're under siege is the reason why so many Americans are mentally ill.


    Vote Trump (lol)

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    A country that has spent decades convincing its own citizens that they're under siege is the reason why so many Americans are mentally ill.


    Vote Trump (lol)

    I'm pretty sure it's caused more by God and sweet baby Jesus.

     
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    How many prayer breaks are we on now 3????

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    Sweet mother of God they are now arguing about shit that happened in 1775. This is fucking priceless..

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    "Then just kill us and get it over with"

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    Shawn has as much reasoning abilities as Marty.

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    Like, all 3 of them are like "ok yeah that solution works" then Sandy demands a full pardon, refuses to drop her weapon, and demands America stand between her and the FBI. Like physically. Right now.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Prayer #5.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Michelle bombing with the jokes.


    Tough crowd. She was doing better when she was committing sedition.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Pretty sure its a 5 hour drive from PDX btw.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Alright guys looks like I will need to drive up I-5 to stand down. Good thing I just filled up the tank tonight. Just need to throw on a pot of coffee and I'll be there by dawn.

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