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    Free Chipotle Burrito...you know...if you run good dodging e coli

    Chipotle giving away free burrito if you text the word 'raincheck' to 888222.

    :whynot

     
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    https://www.chipotle.com/raincheck

    Limited time, don't get shut out. Offer ends 6pm ET.

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    I texted the number and a message popped up on my phone that data charges will apply.

    I agreed because I'm not an economist I just figured the burrito costs more.

    Still haven't recieved my text back so I'm thinking what's up I'm getting hungry.

    Then I check the Chipotle website and read the fine print; says the text back will happen sometime in the next ten days.


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    Responding to the offer as described herein constitutes consent to receive the offer, or a ‘no longer available’ response, via SMS message to the responder’s mobile device, to be delivered within 10 days following the keyword response.


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    It took about 5 minutes or so to get a reply, then I had to click a link, put in my first and last name and zip code. Sent me to another page that said my free burrito coupon would arrive in the next few days.

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    It's been an hour for me, I'm a little nervous I got shut out. Will update when I get my text back.

    If not,


     
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    Thanks, but I'll stick to Whole Foods

     
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      wrenchjockey: No bigger fraud currently being perpetrated on the public than Whole Foods. You're a fucking dumbass of the highest caliber.

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    they own another chain called SHOPHOUSE, which I have right by my condo. That place has been insane, in the way they give out free food. I got a free bowl the day they opened, got a free bowl for buying a $30 gift card, received a buy one/get one card the day they opened, and got a free bowl via text the other day. They also mailed me a card for a free bowl and a buy one/get one.


    I've hardly paid anything and have had 4 free bowls already. My kids also texted for free bowls.

    If you have one of those near you, get on their mailing list.


    https://www.shophousekitchen.com/locations

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    (I'm) a little preoccupied in Thailand right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    they own another chain called SHOPHOUSE, which I have right by my condo. That place has been insane, in the way they give out free food. I got a free bowl the day they opened, got a free bowl for buying a $30 gift card, received a buy one/get one card the day they opened, and got a free bowl via text the other day. They also mailed me a card for a free bowl and a buy one/get one.


    I've hardly paid anything and have had 4 free bowls already. My kids also texted for free bowls.

    If you have one of those near you, get on their mailing list.


    https://www.shophousekitchen.com/locations

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    Lollll dude I've been to the chinatown location and the food is sooo shit it's really unbelievable. They couldn't give it to me for free

     
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    You ARE entitled to your own opinion, Krypt, however, not only would a company like that take extra time to research and know what their meals would taste like before a launch, but every single person I know that has eaten there has enjoyed the food immensely.


    This may just be a scenario where your palate has grown accustomed to preferring shitty food and Shophouse hasnt agreed with you. A simple "I tried it and didnt particular care for the meal I had, since I put curry on it" or something along those lines.



    Real Talk - Have you ever said a single thing on this forum, where you didnt try to come off as some type of know-it-all expert?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    (I'm) a little preoccupied in Thailand right now

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    Guess my palate isn't sophisticated enough for "asian fusion"


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    Guess my palate isn't sophisticated enough for "asian fusion"

    Whole Foods, lmao faggot.

     
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    Krypt is maintaining his "Top 5 Shitposter of 2015" again in 2016.

     
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      DRK Star: my "palate" agrees

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    You degenerate hicks are too old and fat to GET whole foods; that or you're anti-semites

     
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      wrenchjockey: here you go, for derailing this thread

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    I've never seen a remotely overweight person at WFM, coincidence?

     
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      wrenchjockey: here's another one. keep derailing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    You degenerate hicks are too old and fat to GET whole foods; that or you're anti-semites
    I completely get it. You're a moron.

    http://abcnews.go.com/Business/foods...ry?id=32002573
    http://www.businessinsider.com/more-...e-foods-2015-7
    http://www.realclearscience.com/blog...ls_108701.html
    http://www.reuters.com/article/whole...10I1BG20150807
    http://www.cornucopia.org/2015/06/wh...investigation/
    http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/25/news...-overcharging/
    http://www.organicauthority.com/whol...00-settlement/

    I won't hold my breath waiting for you to get smarter. Get your free burrito and move on, or get the fuck out of my thread.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    You degenerate hicks are too old and fat to GET whole foods; that or you're anti-semites
    Krypt, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but fools and their money are soon parted (at Whole Foods).

    http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/6/2...an-you-thought

    Think Whole Foods is a ripoff? It's worse than you thought
    Jun 24, 2015 9:59am CDT by FaithGardner

    If you've ever shopped at Whole Foods you've probably been shocked at the prices. But a recent investigation shows that not only are its products overpriced, it's also dishonest—and its shady practices when it comes to weighing and mislabeling may be illegal.

    The investigation looked at products that are weighed and labeled and found a "systematic problem" whereby customers were routinely overcharged for things like nuts, snack foods, poultry and other grocery products. Eight packages of chicken tenders—priced at $9.99 per pound—were inaccurately priced and labeled to the tune of a $4.13 overcharge to the customer per package, a store profit of $33.04 for the set. DCA says one package was overpriced as much as $4.85. "Additionally, 89 percent of the packages tested did not meet the federal standard for the maximum amount that an individual package can deviate from the actual weight, which is set by the U.S. Department of Commerce."
    Should we be surprised?

    Last year, the company was fined nearly $800,000 in California for not deducting tare weight, selling less than the weight on products sold by the pound and other violations. Not to be outdone by our neighbors to the West, "our inspectors tell me this is the worst case of mislabeling they have seen in their careers, which DCA and New Yorkers will not tolerate," according to DCA Commissioner Julie Menin.

    I guess this kind of dishonesty is just par for the course when your CEO is a libertarian who thinks Obamacare is fascism and climate change is A-OK.

    No announcement yet from the DCA on how big a fine Whole Foods will be slapped with. Let's hope it's significant.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I've never seen a remotely overweight person at WFM, coincidence?
    Perhaps because the packaging is underweight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Henry View Post
    It's been an hour for me, I'm a little nervous I got shut out. Will update when I get my text back.

    If not,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krypt View Post
    I've never seen a remotely overweight person at WFM, coincidence?
    Not true. I'm overweight and I shop there. Although I've lost 70 lbs so maybe I'm making your point.

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