Shut up Garrett

[jsearles22]

I RARELY log into PFA on my desktop/laptop computers. 98% of my activity here is on my phone. So when I do rarely log in I often have long messenger messages from people that I never responded too. But today takes the cake. I have no idea what this manic fucking dad beating meth head is on about, but figured I might as well share for the LULZ

garrett: lol you arent even in my league
garrett: Ill make a fool of 'Haralolbob'
garrett: Up prob suck that nerds cock, il beat him
garrett: Get him to play me, over a large sample and ill BEAT 'haralolbob'
garrett: the rest of you clowns arent even worth my time
garrett: you fuckin chicken chaser
garrett: and you think that fucuckin heroin addict is god
garrett: willie w.e is that doug lee
garrett: I knwo you all created a dupe and tried to punk me
garrett: Rochs my homebboy FOR REAL
garrett: its not a joke, or some fake asss shit, Alex isnt gonna punk me
garrett: SO you and 'willie mcfkml' REALLY fkd up when you all thought creating a 'twitter joker' would have been cool, and worked against garret
garrett: Your afkn joke searless
garrett: I have stakes out the wazooo
garrett: I dont need cmoney
garrett: FK CMONEY
garrett: FK Brandon
garrett: I am the real deal dude
garrett: they were lucky at NO MARKUP to gt half as decent a player as me
garrett: you dumbass
garrett: fFUCK YOU, dumbass
garrett: THEY WERE LUKY I EVEN AGREED TO TRAVEL THERE AND PLAY FOOL
garrett: at 70/30 liek some joke was on me
garrett: THE JOKE WS NEVER ON ME
garrett: thats why cmoney PUSSIED OUT
garrett: hhe was there, he saw me, hes a gnakly TAL skinny fkn LOL
garrett: SKINY TALL GANKLY LOL
garrett: and Brandon is HIS BITCH
garrett: fuck YOU motherfucker
garrett: Im not fuckin aroudn with any of yuou all
garrett: anymore, and if you THOUGHT that wasmy 'only chance' your al fk retarded
garrett: I DONTKISS ASS
garrett: good bye
garrett: have a nice day

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[4BET]

FREE GARRETT!!

[Gordman]

Im still waiting for Garrett to back up his military record. I called him out and now hes practicing the 5 D's


Cliffs:


Garrett: "hey man... i was in the ARMY, I know there were no WMD's. I know everything because I was in the ARMY FOR 2 YEARS"

ME: "well, why was your term so short? what did you do? what would your DD214 say?"

Garrett: "thats none of your business and that info doesn't need to be talked about here!!!"

I mean, normally if someone was in the military and another person asks, they would be more than happy to say what happened...unless it wasn't good.

So yeah, the dude touts his military service to somehow support an argument that he knows nothing about, and when someone calls him out, it's suddenly none of anyone's business and he flees the forum except for the occasional ninja post...


http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...l=1#post496701

here was the neg i received after his "i know everything" post




So then I called him out...and silence....



Garrett, you could solve this whole dilemma by just being honest, whatever the story is...

[gauchojake]

:LGWC

[jsearles22]

Today's version. I honestly have no idea why this guy messages me. Ive never once responded. Fucking meth head

garrett: handicapme keep saying, like it's fact he is winning player (lol) yet all this. But he dont seem to realize, in HUs and 3 mans the best of the best volume them, so they are actually HUGE TRAP games, made for suckers by legit sharks
garrett: snd he got sharked bc he was running a sample with a shitty l.u on ~avg
garrett: he got beat up, thiking ohh im so good, didnt even think that particular form in DFS is literally SHARK infested waters, the most of any form literally too, HUs and 3 mans
garrett: and he gets clocked, as should happen to a fish who over estimates his abilities....
garrett: and alllll this as a result, just LOL, lol ol lol

[WillieMcFML]

cloning centers

[handicapme]

Today's version. I honestly have no idea why this guy messages me. Ive never once responded. Fucking meth head

garrett: handicapme keep saying, like it's fact he is winning player (lol) yet all this. But he dont seem to realize, in HUs and 3 mans the best of the best volume them, so they are actually HUGE TRAP games, made for suckers by legit sharks
garrett: snd he got sharked bc he was running a sample with a shitty l.u on ~avg
garrett: he got beat up, thiking ohh im so good, didnt even think that particular form in DFS is literally SHARK infested waters, the most of any form literally too, HUs and 3 mans
garrett: and he gets clocked, as should happen to a fish who over estimates his abilities....
garrett: and alllll this as a result, just LOL, lol ol lol

Funny how I rarely play HU (less than 10% of my overall play), garrett, the know losing player, thinks this is what I play without knowing my SN. Nice.

[RealTalk]

Today's version. I honestly have no idea why this guy messages me. Ive never once responded. Fucking meth head

garrett: handicapme keep saying, like it's fact he is winning player (lol) yet all this. But he dont seem to realize, in HUs and 3 mans the best of the best volume them, so they are actually HUGE TRAP games, made for suckers by legit sharks
garrett: snd he got sharked bc he was running a sample with a shitty l.u on ~avg
garrett: he got beat up, thiking ohh im so good, didnt even think that particular form in DFS is literally SHARK infested waters, the most of any form literally too, HUs and 3 mans
garrett: and he gets clocked, as should happen to a fish who over estimates his abilities....
garrett: and alllll this as a result, just LOL, lol ol lol

Funny how I rarely play HU (less than 10% of my overall play), garrett, the know losing player, thinks this is what I play without knowing my SN. Nice.

His accusations make about as much sense as the conclusions you've arrived at in order to rationalize charging back your FD deposits.

[simpdog]

Druff please unban Garrett now so he stops messaging people.

TIA

[Baron Von Strucker]

Druff please unban Garrett now so he stops messaging people.

TIA

you know if he does Garrett will eventually get shit faced wasted and runaround here
with his undies on his head spewing nonsense.... OK i vote to unban garrett and wipe the slate clean like nothing ever happened and no one saw his dick pick that he posted.

:makeitso
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[Muck Ficon]

Druff please unban Garrett now so he stops messaging people.

TIA

Yes....reward him for acting like a child. That will teach him!!

[lol wow]

garret is literally the 2nd best poster and asset on this site and druff should basically be paying him the rest of you idiots are sooooooooooo bad

pooh youre 1

[Bootsy Collins]

[Sloppy Joe]

Lol op