4/5 of these stories are true...one is complete bullshit
cast your vote for the fake story of your choice
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1) When our ship the 'Silas Bent' was docked in Korea overnight, I accidentally took a wrong turn walking back from the PX, and was detained at gunpoint by heavily armed North Korean border guards until our captain showed up.
2) When living in Sydney, Australia in the mid 80's....I scaled a 6 foot inverted retaining barbed wire fence while heavily intoxicated and climbed to the very top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge only to be arrested and jailed overnight for trespassing
3) When living in Hawaii in the late 80's, I hung out and got shitfaced with Ozzy Osbourne and his entourage at a popular nightclub called 'The Wave' in Waikiki, and upon leaving, he puked all over my new Nikes before stumbling into his limo
4) When living up in the mountains near Mt Lassen in Northern California about 3 years ago, Winnie and I stumbled across an adult mountain lion guarding 2 cubs while out hiking in the wilderness right before dawn.
5) When working for a Yellow Pages publisher as an advertising sales rep in Napa, California during the summer of 2009...I ran into a bald Bruce Willis & his girlfriend at a small cafe', and convinced him to say his famous line from the original Die Hard " Welcome to the Party Pal !"