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    Attention Dr. Pockles

    When you asked for your password to be reset, you claimed you had an epic story to tell.

    You have shitposted and trolled all over this site since your return, but have yet to write one word of your epic story.

    When can we expect this?

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    you're a spineless bitch

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    you get nothing

    you self absorbed piece of trash

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    todd is god

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    fucking clown

    go ahead and delete the thread you started before you get your shit packed in

    dick

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    Attention: Rainman

    Lets do a quick comparison of our lives shall we ?


    I was born in Sacramento...October 15th 1964 at Sutter Memorial Hospital...around 11:09 am.

    You were hatched from some underground pod a decade later

    ___

    I graduated high school immediately moving to Hawaii, and spent over a decade traveling the globe.

    You spent the better part of your dysfunctional youth jerking off in 'online chat rooms'

    ____


    I've worked with the Los Angeles Times, Morgan Stanley and Pacific Bell....resigned from very lucrative careers on my own terms to pursue poker, and life in general

    You have 'worked' for nobody in your entire shitty life...and your so called 'computer science' expertise is a fucking fraud. You are the 'dirty little secret' that nobody in your family wants to talk about. You have to sit at the kiddie table during Hanukkah


    _____


    People like me...I am fun to hang out with. I get drunk and party. I shove my stack with 9/5 offsuit. I like to smoke weed and have a great time. I am the greatest poster in the universe.

    You are a whiny Jew bitch. Virtually anyone who is anyone in the poker world despises your dork ass...you are self absorbed, and generally a foul person that people avoid.

    PFA is a complete joke, and a living testament to your massive bloated ego

    I remember OLD SCHOOL days....when you were just a fucking nerd who bullrushed Dustin and Micon. you are trash


    ______


    Long story short.....you are boring slime...and I am awesome. Thanks for the great trip report about your upcoming trip to the south LOL. Make sure you get plenty of pics without you, your fat girlfriend that you still won't marry...or little Benny

    get plenty of pics that don't include you......fucking goon.

    I really feel sorry for any business owner....and I mean ANY business owner...that has to deal with you....If I ran a hot dog stand...or a gas station in Death Valley...I would tell you to fuck off and hit the road....you are a total nightmare for any business owner...fucking self righteous tool.

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    You are the one living in a 'sad little world' Todd. I swear to fucking God....Benny must be the most neglected child ever......think about all the time you sit hunched over at your computer (thanks for the 'I am a buying a new computer' thread btw) ...all that time you could be at the park or the beach etc...raising your son....you dedicate to this pathetic forum.

    Your entire schtick is shitting on other people...(especially women) and basically the most self absorbed douche in the history of history.

    karma is a bitch asshole....I guarantee you will get whats coming to you eventually....No that is not some silly veiled threat...it's the truth. One of these days when you least expect it..someone is going to bitch slap the fuck out of you.

    you may now resume being a total fucking cocksucker, horrible human being, and running this miserable little sideshow like a big fish a very small pond

    and quit pretending that you're such a 'fair' forum (failsite) owner...you're a perpetuator of total filth and terrible karma...you live to fuck people over...that's what you do

    you are leaving quite the 'legacy'

    no wonder Hitler wanted to kill all the fucking Jews

     
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      Jayjami: Ok, the Hanukkah kiddie table reference was funny.

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    i think it's time to fire up another version of Tyde forums and gut this ugly pig once and for all

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    dear druff.

    can you ban tyde from this thread before he fags this one up too.

    much appreciated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superallah View Post
    dear druff.

    can you ban tyde from this thread before he fags this one up too.

    much appreciated.

    dear superallah

    please tell me you're not this dumb

    holy shit...fucking dupes

    tight site

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    This is the best post I've read this far on the site, minus the strange hitler comment at the end.

    You brought the hits. I am looking forward to speaking to you during the show this week.

    Will Todd W respond?
    Last edited by ThisGuyisWhat; 01-23-2016 at 01:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    i think it's time to fire up another version of Tyde forums and gut this ugly pig once and for all
    Oh shit, he's not kidding.

    He's already restarted Tydepoker, and as much as it pains me to admit, this one looks like it could actually compete with PFA.

    http://www.tydepoker.com

    Edit: Apparently doesn't work on an iPhone or iPad, but worth going on another device to see.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    resigned from very lucrative careers on my own terms to pursue poker, and life in general
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
    #FREEJACK #NEVERFORGET

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    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    resigned from very lucrative careers on my own terms to pursue poker, and life in general

    yup

    resigned from the aforementioned because the hypocrisy of the capitalistic pursuit in general disgusts me

    I had it made working with Tribune....but didn't like selling dog shit wrapped in a red ribbon to make quarterly quotas

    not a good feeling when you're making great money at the expense of others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Belly Buster View Post


    yup

    resigned from the aforementioned because the hypocrisy of the capitalistic pursuit in general disgusts me

    I had it made working with Tribune....but didn't like selling dog shit wrapped in a red ribbon to make quarterly quotas

    not a good feeling when you're making great money at the expense of others

    So you left to play poker? Makes a lot of sense......


     
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    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2

    lol no he actually believes that he is somehow 'relevant' in the poker world

    that's the greatest part of this charade'

    he truly believes that PFA is more than a zit on the ass of poker and that his inane ramblings fucking matter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    Jewdonk, this post is gold.

    I don't think anybobdy gives a fuck about the radio show and I'm sure Dan Druff is aware that this is a "fail site" compared to something like twoplustwo or pokerfraudalert2
    It's actually not a fail site because it has become exactly what it was meant to be: A small site which is both a continuation of NWP/DD and a place to call out scams in poker without it getting lost in the vastness of a site like 2+2.

    The radio show consistently has about 1000 listeners, most of which are in the archives. I don't give a shit if Marty believes it or not. Most radio listeners don't get involved in the forum, and many don't read it. It's almost two completely separate groups.

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    In fairness, he is bringing the hits. Some fair questions for both:

    Tyde:
    1. How's poker going?
    2. When prepaid rent is up, will you be moving?
    3. Do you still have little ummmm "guest" who go into your cabinets and eat your food?
    4. How do you support yourself (could be answered by #1, but i dunno)?


    Todd:
    1. How's poker going?
    2. When will you get married?
    3. Is your son neglected?
    4. Have you gotten the citi double reward card? It's fucking legit to cycle 2% of free cashback...

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