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    Big Dick Ruined My Day

    I began listening to last weeks Episode as I drove to the gym at 6:30 AM. My stomach hurt this morning, so I slept in past my 6AM Alarm. Utterly shameful, I know, I failed the first test of the week.

    Anyways, I continued to listen to the podcast while lifting (heavy obv), except when I needed added motivation in the form of the Drake & Future collab 'What a Time to Be Alive'.

    I also listened to the podcast while driving into the office. Todd W. creates long episodes.

    At lunch, I put on the podcast as I drove to a local eatery. At this point in time, my day was ruined.

    BIGDICK called in as well as Spartan. I was very impressed with Spartan. He seems like a hard working and respectable guy. If his story is true, you have to be impressed by the guy. He has a brash attitude, but any cultured man would understand that comes from having his nose to the grind in NYC from the bottom to the top. If you don't get that, I promise you vote Democrat.

    Anyways, this clown BIGDICK called in apparently over some forum beef. I was in utter shock at what I was hearing. This guy is an internet bully and named himself BIGDICK and he calls in sounding as soft as Barry Obama! The nerve! uuuuurggggg

    This clown had nothing to say. He could not back up his forum tough talk *which I have not read* with any raw material at all. He had nothing of worth to say at all.

    At least Spartan could stand up for himself, make his voice heard, and establish his position.

    What did we hear from BIGDICK? Nothing... Nothing at all.. Some weak mumbles. It is obvious that BIGDICK has a small dick. The clown sounds weak and effeminate. You can tell from listening to his call that his wife (the debtor?) wears the pants in the relationship.

    Every joke or "burn" he tried to make was awful. I assume he learned his sense of humor from Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

    I am not sure why this had the ability to damage my day in such a way.

    I'll be honest, I was let down. I was disappointed. I was disgusted.

    I expected more. I would have thought this guy could at least bring the heat. I was wrong (rare). I admit I was wrong. I believed that he would at least be able to stand up for himself OVER THE PHONE! WOW, ok I'm done guys.

    Interested to hear your opinions.

     
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      Muck Ficon: You are a faggot. That's my opinion.
      
      ToasterOven: the shitter is full
      
      JimmyG_415: Nailed it, I was expecting a man, too.
      
      DRK Star: sending you thoughts and prayers
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    Tyde can I start calling you tbone and then switch it up to the bone dawg

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    That's actually not bottomset.

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    Or maybe im just not a loud ape who is gonna try and yell over someone.Sorry your day was ruined, at least you got a workout in and you won your skins bet yesterday so life can't be that bad.

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    Oh and it's sparten not spartan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    That's actually not bottomset.
    It's refreshing the change of direction this dupe has taken though.
    (•_•) ..
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    _∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \

    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    That's actually not bottomset.
    It's refreshing the change of direction this dupe has taken though.
    What change of direction have I taken? Was there ever a direction at all? I find only losers and fakers refer to 'direction' in this sense...

    I am not a dupe account. Why is this so hard to understand?

    Here is the interesting and sad thing. You have such little faith that a random person would want to make an account here and contribute to the community that any new account must be a dupe.

    Do you wonder why that may be? Perhaps it is because as a lot, you are all generally unfriendly and rude to newcomers. As I said when Todd W. insisted I call in, I can handle the online bullying. Why do you think I was up and at the gym this morning? I was training for this thread. I knew I would need inner strength and stamina. My prediction has come true, as expected.

    You can not stop what is happening Hockey Guy. I am coming for your throne.
    Last edited by ThisGuyisWhat; 01-23-2016 at 01:49 PM.

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    Cool story brah.
    (•_•) ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Todd W can let me know what I can do to show him I am not a dupe. I am sure he would agree, I am not a dupe account.

     
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    all hail Hydra



    Originally Posted by DanDruff:Since I'm a 6'2" Republican with an average-sized nose and a last name which doesn't end with "stein", "man", or "berg", I can hide among the goyim and remain undetected unless I open my mouth about money matters.

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    lolz that guy looks like OSA

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    this guy is faggot, thats what.

    /thread

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    Ricky follows me around on the forum and makes hate speech against me. I don't mind. Ricky is jealous of me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisGuyisWhat View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    It's refreshing the change of direction this dupe has taken though.
    What change of direction have I taken? Was there ever a direction at all? I find only losers and fakers refer to 'direction' in this sense...

    I am not a dupe account. Why is this so hard to understand?

    Here is the interesting and sad thing. You have such little faith that a random person would want to make an account here and contribute to the community that any new account must be a dupe.

    Do you wonder why that may be? Perhaps it is because as a lot, you are all generally unfriendly and rude to newcomers. As I said when Todd W. insisted I call in, I can handle the online bullying. Why do you think I was up and at the gym this morning? I was training for this thread. I knew I would need inner strength and stamina. My prediction has come true, as expected.

    You can not stop what is happening Hockey Guy. I am coming for your throne.

    lol

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    A big dick has never ruined your day fag time.

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    What type of comment is that? When I titled this thread I knew somebody would make that comment, because most of the posters on this forum are intimidated by my presence and insist on trying to bring me down. I don't mind. I keep saying it, I do not mind. I enjoy it and consider you my marketing interns. I appreciate it, to be honest...
    Last edited by ThisGuyisWhat; 01-23-2016 at 01:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThisGuyisWhat View Post
    I began listening to last weeks Episode as I drove to the gym at 6:30 AM. My stomach hurt this morning, so I slept in past my 6AM Alarm. Utterly shameful, I know, I failed the first test of the week.

    Anyways, I continued to listen to the podcast while lifting (heavy obv), except when I needed added motivation in the form of the Drake & Future collab 'What a Time to Be Alive'.
    blah blah blah, tl;dr. I got this far, stopped reading and had a horrible 80's flashback of a song I can't believe was still in my head.


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    You read it, you read all my posts. Everyone does.
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    LOL Rainman loves dupes

    it takes him back to the good ol days when he jerked off in online chat rooms

    what a child

    lol fucking pathetic

    poor little Benny

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