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    Important announcement.

    With the GOP debates and the whole Trump thing making America the current laughing stock of the world.... It pains me announce more lol news to the once great nation of America.

    This study has just been released by a highly respected organization and is now doing the rounds across the world's media.


    Americans do not have better teeth than the English, study finds

    It's long been said that Americans have better teeth than the English - but it turns out it's not true after researchers sought to dispel the century-old slur.

    In fact, the English actually have better teeth than their US counterparts, according to a study published in the British Medical Journal.

    Teams from the UK and the US examined data from thousands of people using official English and American dental surveys.

    And they found the average number of missing teeth was significantly higher in the US (7.31) than in England (6.97).

    People were also more likely to suffer poor dental health in the US because of socio-economic factors.


    Researchers from University College London (UCL) said: "There is a longstanding belief in the United States that the British have terrible teeth, much worse than US citizens.

    "This view dates back at least 100 years, with toothpaste adverts extolling the virtues of American smiles.

    "Contemporary examples of this belief in popular US culture range from The Simpsons to the Hollywood character Austin Powers and his repugnant smile.

    They added: "But in conclusion we have shown that the oral health of Americans is not better than the English, and there are consistently wider educational and income related oral health inequalities in the US compared with England."
    http://www.itv.com/news/2015-12-17/a...h-study-finds/


    So please, no more hurtful jibes about our teeth. Because it has finally been proven that yours are much, much worse than ours.

    Now don't forget to get them brushed before heading out to collect that mcdonald's breakfast.

     
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    So we can move on to the other million reasons why USA is better than England?

     
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      herbertstemple: LOL, but why stop at 1 million?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    So we can move on to the other million reasons why USA is better than England?

    We can, but when you lose i'm concerned you might shoot me.

     
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      GrenadaRoger: put aside your concern, the US will not lose
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    So we can move on to the other million reasons why USA is better than England?

    We can, but when you lose i'm concerned you might shoot me.

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    Atleast our cocks are prettier and smell less.

     
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      gut: just took a whiff to make sure

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    A study done by British posted up on a British TV/News Station website confirms it so it must be true.

    I've seen dirty teeth from people all over but you need a neutral research company located outside of both countries with no bias towards one of them to do these things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    A study done by British posted up on a British TV/News Station website confirms it so it must be true.

    I've seen dirty teeth from people all over but you need a neutral research company located outside of both countries with no bias towards one of them to do these things.

    This is Britain we're talking about here, not Fox News.


    Also

    Teams from the UK and the US examined data from thousands of people using official English and American dental surveys.
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg

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    The only way Britain wins this contest is if you pick Americans solely from Kentucky. Otherwise it's no contest. I think these incorrect results easily could just be LoL sample size
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    The only way Britain wins this contest is if you pick Americans solely from Kentucky. Otherwise it's no contest. I think these incorrect results easily could just be LoL sample size
    Or Kansas City IMO

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
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    The only way Britain wins this contest is if you pick Americans solely from Kentucky. Otherwise it's no contest. I think these incorrect results easily could just be LoL sample size
    Or Kansas City IMO


    Not even a good or funny troll.......
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post

    Or Kansas City IMO


    Not even a good or funny troll.......
    Ok kid, clam down before we ask you to define "then" and "than" again

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    Not even a good or funny troll.......
    Ok kid, clam down before we ask you to define "then" and "than" again
    Wow, did you come up with that stinging insult all by yourself?

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post

    Ok kid, clam down before we ask you to define "then" and "than" again
    Wow, did you come up with that stinging insult all by yourself?

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    nah i got paid $500 to come up with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Wow, did you come up with that stinging insult all by yourself?

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    nah i got paid $500 to come up with that.
    So did you or did you not come up with it all by yourself?

    Lmfao, your junior high level retorts don't even make sense, fucking idiot. Keep following me thread to thread to thread trolling though.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post

    nah i got paid $500 to come up with that.
    So did you or did you not come up with it all by yourself?

    Lmfao, your junior high level retorts don't even make sense, fucking idiot. Keep following me thread to thread to thread trolling though.
    you started it "fag"

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    I understand you're so sad of your shit fucking life in KC, but don't start shit and then forget what the fuck you are talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    A study done by British posted up on a British TV/News Station website confirms it so it must be true.

    I've seen dirty teeth from people all over but you need a neutral research company located outside of both countries with no bias towards one of them to do these things.
    To be fair, meth may have allowed them to pass us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shortbuspoker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    A study done by British posted up on a British TV/News Station website confirms it so it must be true.

    I've seen dirty teeth from people all over but you need a neutral research company located outside of both countries with no bias towards one of them to do these things.
    To be fair, meth may have allowed them to pass us.
    Good point!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wiganer View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Atleast our cocks are prettier and smell less.
    You outdo us in genital mutilation. Well done, that is terrific.
    blame the jews

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