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    I need some advice

    Last night on a whim I decided to roll down to the local casino with a buddy and try my hand at some cards. I sit short with $200 at a $1/$3 NL game. I immediately go down about $60 playing a few hands really bad. I go into super nit mode for awhile and grind it back to even. After I had been there about 5 hours Im thinking about calling it a wash and bouncing. Lucky for me I pick up 3 or 4 good hands, play them well and I end up walking away +$556. I made $4 on the night at craps too; so with that minus dinner and gas I make about $520 on the trip.

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    Now what is a guy like me supposed to do with an extra $520? As many of my loyal followers know I hit a deer recently, however that turned out well for me and I will be getting out of my $500 deductible. So only a mere few days ago I had an extra $500 and now I have an additional extra $520. I decided to take to heart all of the hate I have been receiving around here regarding my weight. So im looking at some new running shoes and possibly a cheap treadmill. This is where the advice comes in. Anyone with any experience with either I would really appreciate it.

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    I really like the Reebok Realflex.
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    they have pretty good reviews. I like the idea of the barefoot style of running shoe. Any other suggestions on shoes I should look at? Price isnt really a factor as I have the aforementioned $1020 extra laying around and I doubt any shoes go over $200.

    Treadmill
    I honestly have no idea where to start here. What am I looking for? Costs, ratings, etc? Any ideas? I would like one that could fold up for easy storage, I do know that much

    Any input or suggestions will be greatly appreciated.
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    You're to fat. You need more support than those Reeboks offer.

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    Someone is gonna suggest investing in a good noose, so I guess it might as well be me.

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    Allen Iverson's Reebok Questions were released yesterday.



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    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    You're
    too fat. You need more support than those Reeboks offer.
    If you're taking another shot at Vegas you should be banned
    Awful thread either way

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by RichardBrodiesCombover. View Post
    You're
    too fat. You need more support than those Reeboks offer.
    If you're taking another shot at Vegas you should be banned
    Awful thread either way

    You're just to witty for us.

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    clear fashion faux pas by wearing a Phillies Shirt with a Cubs hat.


    buy a GQ subscription

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    clear fashion faux pas by wearing a Phillies Shirt with a Cubs hat.


    buy a GQ subscription

    I thought as much when I got dressed. Here was my reasoning: on this quasi holiday weekend I was trying to show my patriotism but I have very few shirts that do so. That was one of them, which I obtained on a MLB road trip a few years back. Im actually a huge cubs fan and anyone that knows me knows I have a Cubs hat on literally 98% of the time.

    When I was typing out this thread, one of the few thoughts going through my head was "I bet someone comments on the Cubs hat vs Philllies shirt." As far as GQ, I dont think 2% of anyone playing poker would qualify for a back page pic in that mag. Im usually rocking cargo shorts, T-shirt, hat, and the headphones just like about everyone else.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    clear fashion faux pas by wearing a Phillies Shirt with a Cubs hat.


    buy a GQ subscription

    I thought as much when I got dressed. Here was my reasoning: on this quasi holiday weekend I was trying to show my patriotism but I have very few shirts that do so. That was one of them, which I obtained on a MLB road trip a few years back. Im actually a huge cubs fan and anyone that knows me knows I have a Cubs hat on literally 98% of the time.

    When I was typing out this thread, one of the few thoughts going through my head was "I bet someone comments on the Cubs hat vs Philllies shirt." As far as GQ, I dont think 2% of anyone playing poker would qualify for a back page pic in that mag. Im usually rocking cargo shorts, T-shirt, hat, and the headphones just like about everyone else.
    I hate headphones at the table. I find myself unable to fully concentrate. Plus i cant hear what other people are saying. I do sometimes where them in tournaments, but i never do in a cash game. i know it's weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tommyt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post


    I thought as much when I got dressed. Here was my reasoning: on this quasi holiday weekend I was trying to show my patriotism but I have very few shirts that do so. That was one of them, which I obtained on a MLB road trip a few years back. Im actually a huge cubs fan and anyone that knows me knows I have a Cubs hat on literally 98% of the time.

    When I was typing out this thread, one of the few thoughts going through my head was "I bet someone comments on the Cubs hat vs Philllies shirt." As far as GQ, I dont think 2% of anyone playing poker would qualify for a back page pic in that mag. Im usually rocking cargo shorts, T-shirt, hat, and the headphones just like about everyone else.
    I hate headphones at the table. I find myself unable to fully concentrate. Plus i cant hear what other people are saying. I do sometimes where them in tournaments, but i never do in a cash game. i know it's weird.
    I literally almost never actually use my headphones. Suprisingly, I like to get involved in table talk and banter while im playing. I will only listen to music or a podcast if the table is etremely nitty and dry. I dont usually stay at those tables too long anyways.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    It's bad enough to pull the scamming bullshit that you did, but now you are going to run around here and flaunt picking up an extra $1k over the last couple days. You truly are a classless scumbag.

    Karma's a bitch mother fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    It's bad enough to pull the scamming bullshit that you did, but now you are going to run around here and flaunt picking up an extra $1k over the last couple days. You truly are a classless scumbag.

    Karma's a bitch mother fucker.

    I have been catching hella shit around here recently and the main criticism of me appears to be my weight. People are enjoying calling me fatty and commenting on my weight loss failures. I am a 210 lb, 5'8" male so sure I could lose some weight but im not morbidly obese. Nonetheless I have decided to allow the forum to take an active role in my journey down the path to good health. Simply asking for suggestions regarding shoes and a treadmill arent out of line IMO. Im not sure what your issue is?

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    It's bad enough to pull the scamming bullshit that you did, but now you are going to run around here and flaunt picking up an extra $1k over the last couple days. You truly are a classless scumbag.

    Karma's a bitch mother fucker.

    I have been catching hella shit around here recently and the main criticism of me appears to be my weight. People are enjoying calling me fatty and commenting on my weight loss failures. I am a 210 lb, 5'8" male so sure I could lose some weight but im not morbidly obese. Nonetheless I have decided to allow the forum to take an active role in my journey down the path to good health. Simply asking for suggestions regarding shoes and a treadmill arent out of line IMO. Im not sure what your issue is?

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    So you haven't been catching shit for being bad all around? Faggotry on all levels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by vegas1369 View Post
    It's bad enough to pull the scamming bullshit that you did, but now you are going to run around here and flaunt picking up an extra $1k over the last couple days. You truly are a classless scumbag.

    Karma's a bitch mother fucker.

    I have been catching hella shit around here recently and the main criticism of me appears to be my weight. People are enjoying calling me fatty and commenting on my weight loss failures. I am a 210 lb, 5'8" male so sure I could lose some weight but im not morbidly obese. Nonetheless I have decided to allow the forum to take an active role in my journey down the path to good health. Simply asking for suggestions regarding shoes and a treadmill arent out of line IMO. Im not sure what your issue is?
    Ya right..... you are a piece of shit BAN HIM DAN

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    Being a lard ass is not that bad, but being a scammer...

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    Google a New Balance store in your area. They are there. They will fit you with the right type of shoe. Trust me on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    I have been catching hella shit around here recently and the main criticism of me appears to be my weight.
    Yeah, that's it. It has nothing to do with the fact you're a scamming faggot.

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