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    Attention Druff: Jesus is Coming!

    Nov. 9, 2015:

    Michele Bachmann says Jews should convert to Christianity for their own good.

    Michele Bachmann is pretty sure that Jesus is “coming soon” and thus feels that Christians should convert as many people as possible before he arrives.

    The former Minnesota congresswoman and presidential candidate went on a tour of Israel with Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, and then later sat down for a radio interview with the conservative online radio host. The website Right Wing Watch posted a clip of the radio interview in which Bachmann asserts that Jesus is on his way and that it is important to convert as many people as possible ASAP, including Jews.

    Said Bachmann, “We recognize the shortness of the hour, and that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.”

    Other things that fall under the category of “According to Michele Bachmann”:

    —The census is out to get us.
    —The Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery.
    —The HPV vaccine causes mental retardation.
    —Gay people want to abolish statutory rape laws so adults can have sex with minors.
    —The end of the world is coming and it’s Barack Obama’s fault.
    —Global warming is a hoax.

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    Im pretty sure that THIS is why Jesus is coming



































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      Jayjami: Disgusting, spoiler please!

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    What a daft cunt

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    She and her husband made their money from rich people sending their kids to them for gay conversion therapy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Nov. 9, 2015:

    Michele Bachmann says Jews should convert to Christianity for their own good.

    Michele Bachmann is pretty sure that Jesus is “coming soon” and thus feels that Christians should convert as many people as possible before he arrives.

    The former Minnesota congresswoman and presidential candidate went on a tour of Israel with Family Research Council president Tony Perkins, and then later sat down for a radio interview with the conservative online radio host. The website Right Wing Watch posted a clip of the radio interview in which Bachmann asserts that Jesus is on his way and that it is important to convert as many people as possible ASAP, including Jews.

    Said Bachmann, “We recognize the shortness of the hour, and that’s why we as a remnant want to be faithful in these days and do what it is that the Holy Spirit is speaking to each one of us, to be faithful in the Kingdom and to help bring in as many as we can — even among the Jews — share Jesus Christ with everyone that we possibly can because, again, he’s coming soon.”

    Other things that fall under the category of “According to Michele Bachmann”:

    —The census is out to get us.
    —The Founding Fathers worked tirelessly to end slavery.
    —The HPV vaccine causes mental retardation.
    —Gay people want to abolish statutory rape laws so adults can have sex with minors.
    —The end of the world is coming and it’s Barack Obama’s fault.
    —Global warming is a hoax.
    This is all true... Sorry druff..

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    Ms Bachmann is obviously slow to the party.. Ive been here awhile now.. Guess she finally got the email I sent her.. I told the angels that using a remailer was a bad idea and it would end up in peoples spam folders..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    This is all true... Sorry druff..
    Daaaamn bruh, how many HPV vaccines did they give you?

     
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    Global warming us a hoax..

    Vaccines fuck u up.

    Gay people are filthy. The majority of them think m.b.l.a is OK..
    Mentoring the young ones as early as possible. There actually indoctrinating pre teens into saying gay is ok. That's before those kids even have a sexual identity.. There's a reason for that bruh..

    Many founding fathers were against slavery.. I guess that not political correct to say. They also discombobulated the references couse u can't take some one out of there contemporary history and then judge him according to the modern culture without referencing that for his time he was actually considered progressive. Many founding fathers only had a couple of servants in house. For there time they were probably called anti slavery sympathizers but you know how progressives like willful ignorence or insidious self interest. We will just call it a work place accident or blame the crusades.

    She is right on and more importantly I would fuck her..

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    Don't blame MB for this prediction. She's just passing along a recent pronouncement by a highly respected Orthodox rabbi in Israel (which I learned about from an Evangelical FB friend).

    https://www.breakingisraelnews.com/5...-jewish-world/

    Rabbi Kanievsky: Messiah Could Come This Week
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    Rabbi Chaim Kanievsky is one of the most prominent rabbis of this generation. He is a leader of the Haredi branch of Judaism and the author of numerous authoritative books on Jewish law. In a distinctly uncharacteristic manner, he has recently begun making declarations of the Messiah’s imminent arrival.

    In a YouTube video posted on November 2nd of a recent lecture by Rabbi Shlomo Boyer, a respected teacher in Bnei Brak, Rabbi Boyer described how Rabbi Shteinman, the leader of Lithuanian Judaism, was about to travel to America for pressing reasons. He went to Rabbi Kanievsky to receive a blessing for a safe journey and success.

    Rabbi Kanievsky replied that he should not travel, saying, “It very well could be the Messiah will come this week. He can come at any moment. He is here with us already. Don’t travel.”

    The end is near. Are you ready?

    Rabbi Kanievsky has dedicated his life to Torah study and is generally not given to messianic or bombastic proclamations, but in the last year, this has changed dramatically. Last year, Rabbi Kanievsky announced the Messiah would come when the Shmittah year ended, which occurred on the Jewish New Year on September 13th. In August, the rabbi advised a young man, “Gather your family and come to Israel. Otherwise, there won’t be enough room for you on the airplanes.” In April, close associates quoted him as instructing listeners to, “Yell it from the loudspeakers.The Messiah is at the door.”

    When asked what needs to be done to prepare for the coming of the Messiah, the Rabbi replied that Jews must strengthen their belief and trust in God.

    After the massacre of Jews in the synagogue in Har Nof last November, Rabbi Kanievsky was asked to give some words of comfort to the people. He replied that the deaths were an atonement before the arrival of the Messiah, which would be arriving shortly.
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    She is right on and more importantly I would fuck her..
    Would you slip her a pill beforehand?

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    Anyone who actually believes in climate change or global warming or what ever they want you to call it now is fucking dumb as shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Anyone who actually believes in climate change or global warming or what ever they want you to call it now is fucking dumb as shit.
    The science behind man-made climate change is very strong. On the other hand, the economic imperative of the Prisoners' Dilemma means that as the richer nations spend more money trying to be "green", the lesser developed countries will increase their consumption of cheaper, dirty fossil fuels.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world...205_story.html

    U.S. exports its greenhouse-gas emissions — as coal. Profitable coal.

    A few feet below this prairie town lies one of North America’s biggest coal deposits, a 100-foot-thick slab of brittle black rock spanning an area the size of Rhode Island — nearly all of it owned by the U.S. taxpayer.

    Just a dozen nearby mines, scattered across a valley known as the Powder River Basin, contain enough coal to meet the country’s electricity needs for decades. But burning all of it would release more than 450 billion tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere — more than all greenhouse-gas emissions from all sources since 2000.

    The Obama administration is seeking to curb the United States’ appetite for the basin’s coal, which scientists say must remain mostly in the ground to prevent a disastrous warming of the planet. Yet each year, nearly half a billion tons of this U.S.-owned fuel are hauled from the region’s vast strip mines and millions of tons are shipped overseas for other countries to burn. Government and industry reports predict a surge in exports of Powder River coal over the next decade, at a time when climate experts are warning of an urgent need to reduce coal burning to prevent global temperatures from soaring.

    Each shipment highlights what critics describe as a hypocrisy underlying U.S. climate policy: While boasting of pollution cuts at home, the United States is facilitating the sale of large quantities of government-owned coal abroad.

    “We’re a fossil-fuel-exporting super*power that goes around lecturing the rest of the world about cutting emissions,” said Paul Bledsoe, who was an adviser on climate change during the Clinton administration. “The United States is reducing its domestic coal use and then simply exporting some of those emissions abroad.”
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    I actually hope this [second impeachment] succeeds, because I want Trump put down politically like a sick, 14-year-old dog. ... I don't want him complicating the 2024 primary season. I just want him done.
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    Were Republicans cowardly or unethical not to go along with [convicting Trump in the second impeachment Senate trial]? No. The smart move was to reject it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post

    She is right on and more importantly I would rape her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Anyone who actually believes in climate change or global warming or what ever they want you to call it now is fucking dumb as shit.
    That includes librul groups like Exxon and the World Bank.

    You may as well argue that doctors are making up that cigarettes cause cancer.

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    thesparten doesnt believe in anything he cant drug and rape.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    If Jesus does come and the end is near.....I want to be partying like Floyd because that would be a way to go!


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    Floyd needs more white women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83
    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

    ...if Trump is nominee he wins Presidency easily. Angry Blue Collar Whites will have record turnout.

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