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    Russia busted for systemic government sponsored doping program, may get booted from Olympics etc

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/10/sp...imes&smtyp=cur

    Apparently the only people on more meds than a Russian athlete at this point is Sheboon.
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    Sorry, just read the thread where Sheboon begged Todd to be his real life friend. Sheboon is off his meds so for the time being. Again.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Let's keep this on topic.

    This is Rocky IV all over again.



    Also can someone please make a "BANNED" GIF of this like we had on NWP?

     
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    Also Burt Young is one of those guys who always looked old.

    It's unbelievable that he was only 44 when Rocky IV was filmed.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also can someone please make a "BANNED" GIF of this like we had on NWP?
    I vaguely remember it. Was something shopped onto the mirror photo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also can someone please make a "BANNED" GIF of this like we had on NWP?
    I vaguely remember it. Was something shopped onto the mirror photo?
    Yes, it was Stallone pulling down Drago's picture from the mirror, and then it said BANNED @ NWP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also can someone please make a "BANNED" GIF of this like we had on NWP?
    I vaguely remember it. Was something shopped onto the mirror photo?

    Its disconcerting that the gif isnt easier to find.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    I vaguely remember it. Was something shopped onto the mirror photo?
    Yes, it was Stallone pulling down Drago's picture from the mirror, and then it said BANNED @ NWP.
    I was asking if Drago's picture was changed to something else.

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    I remember it, but i only have this one

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    ok I have the original. What picture should he be crumpling up? Suggestions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Yes, it was Stallone pulling down Drago's picture from the mirror, and then it said BANNED @ NWP.
    I was asking if Drago's picture was changed to something else.
    You know whose face to throw on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    ok I have the original. What picture should he be crumpling up? Suggestions?
    The one where he's wearing the suicide vest Obv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    ok I have the original. What picture should he be crumpling up? Suggestions?
    Any famous Mexican internet card player.

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    Is this news to anybody. They have been making jokes since the early 80,s about this..

    Tine is getting weak..

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    http://deadspin.com/iaaf-suspends-ru...ons-1742438243


    Russia suspended from International Competitions


    When the World Anti-Doping Agency published its damning report accusing Russia of running a state-sponsored doping program for international athletes, it asked the International Association of Athletics Federation to ban Russian track and field athletes from international competitions. Today, the IAAF went ahead and did that.


    Investigators: KGB Successor Enforced State-Approved Doping Program For Russian Athletes
    The World Anti-Doping Agency just released the results of a months-long investigation into doping…
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    Here is IAAF president Sebastian Coe’s statement:

    Today we have been dealing with the failure of ARAF and made the decision to provisionally suspend them, the toughest sanction we can apply at this time. But we discussed and agreed that the whole system has failed the athletes, not just in Russia, but around the world.

    This has been a shameful wake up call and we are clear that cheating at any level will not be tolerated. To this end, the IAAF, WADA, the member federations and athletes need to look closely at ourselves, our cultures and our processes to identify where failures exist and be tough in our determination to fix them and rebuild trust in our sport. There can be no more important focus for our sport.
    The IAAF only governs track and field competitions, so this suspension means that Russian track and field athletes will not be able to participate in the upcoming World Athletics Series or the 2016 Olympics in Rio.

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    That is real as fuck.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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