Next life you will be my drinkin buddy. I have this cool ass teetoteler that is probably my favorite person I've met since I went crazy...

But at the same time I'm in hell. God knows no one is your friend in hell.

I realize I sound like the younger even more crazy Delaware right now...

But I'm on this shit.

May everyone that judges me be a fatty like Sonatine.

May every Muslim Sharia Law slut suck a dick like Becky Ficon.

If you want to thread restrict me over this post please do me a favor.