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    Taylor Swift is an Uppity Cunt

    Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.

     
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    I'm so sick of this Sheboon love.

    That shit, it tears me up.

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    I love this time line where the bosses of all bosses is a total bitch and n-words that will be reincarnated as fucking tree sap seemingly run shit.

    I swear to fucking God they are so cute at that age.

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    Remember, that when you all want to lump Druff in as a no nonsense, no grey area, lifetime grudge holding mother fucker that you think he is, that...

    When I was in my height of crazy I wasn't more rude to anyone but him and Micon.

    He's held zero grudge.

    Sauna with teens will tell you it is because I am a Sacred Bull...

    Maybe there are no conspiracies and Druff is just a nice guy.

    Did you consider that?

     
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    Being 5'11" you may have a point.

    Apparently she's a sweet young girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Being 5'11" you may have a point.

    Apparently she's a sweet young girl.


     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.

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    That bitch in the picture of your profile is a prostitue, right? I saw her in the back of the village voice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thesparten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.

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    That bitch in the picture of your profile is a prostitue, right? I saw her in the back of the village voice.
    I forgot that was there. That's the news reporter from Virginia that was gunned down by Vester Flannigan and the one that broke Chris Hurst's heart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Being 5'11" you may have a point.
    Apparently she's a sweet young girl.
    Lol. That is Bakersfield, my hometown! It is even funnier if you knew about Oildale, which is the white trash meth head capital of California.
    Urban Dictionary - 08ers: Pertaining to people living in the 93308 zip code, also known as "Oil-dale." Typically drunken redneck white trash who like to shoot at anything that moves. 08ers have no need for dentistry, or shirts with sleeves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by limitles View Post
    Being 5'11" you may have a point.

    Apparently she's a sweet young girl.
    Is that a "because she's way up there", joke?

    I dislike you Les.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Lol. That is Bakersfield, my hometown! It is even funnier if you knew about Oildale, which is the white trash meth head capital of California.
    Urban Dictionary - 08ers: Pertaining to people living in the 93308 zip code, also known as "Oil-dale." Typically drunken redneck white trash who like to shoot at anything that moves. 08ers have no need for dentistry, or shirts with sleeves.
    Unless you were lurking back in late 2012, you probably didn't see this:

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...t-20-years-ago

    It's a touching story featuring a wrong number, phone sex, the city of Bakersfield, and even a guest appearance by Oildale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jayjami View Post
    Lol. That is Bakersfield, my hometown! It is even funnier if you knew about Oildale, which is the white trash meth head capital of California.
    Urban Dictionary - 08ers: Pertaining to people living in the 93308 zip code, also known as "Oil-dale." Typically drunken redneck white trash who like to shoot at anything that moves. 08ers have no need for dentistry, or shirts with sleeves.
    Unless you were lurking back in late 2012, you probably didn't see this:

    http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...t-20-years-ago

    It's a touching story featuring a wrong number, phone sex, the city of Bakersfield, and even a guest appearance by Oildale.
    Hilarious! And I like how Druff didn't have a problem committing a felony by impersonating a police officer!

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    I am just going to leave this here.

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    i bet her pussy looks perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    i bet her pussy looks perfect.
    I'd like to get uppity in her cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dwai View Post
    i bet her pussy looks perfect.
    I'd like to get uppity in her cunt.
    Yur 51 perv.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83 View Post
    I am just going to leave this here.

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    1,3,4,2(decapitation during cum shot Crowley Style)

     
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    I really do hate this bitch. Only a true cunt would surround herself with ginger snaps cursed by God, just to make herself look better.

    I actually judge Siriusly Furious for liking her, going after E Fro, and going after me.

    But mostly he's a mustacheless cock sucker for actually enjoying Taylor Swift.

    Selena Gomez is a God's honest tortured soul. She's Cinderella. Taylor is the evil stepsister with zero redeeming qualities.
    Last edited by Brittney Griner's Clit; 11-09-2015 at 05:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit View Post
    Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.
    I've seen her titties.

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