Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.
Selena Gomez is the true Goddess.
I'm so sick of this Sheboon love.
That shit, it tears me up.
I love this time line where the bosses of all bosses is a total bitch and n-words that will be reincarnated as fucking tree sap seemingly run shit.
I swear to fucking God they are so cute at that age.
Remember, that when you all want to lump Druff in as a no nonsense, no grey area, lifetime grudge holding mother fucker that you think he is, that...
When I was in my height of crazy I wasn't more rude to anyone but him and Micon.
He's held zero grudge.
Sauna with teens will tell you it is because I am a Sacred Bull...
Maybe there are no conspiracies and Druff is just a nice guy.
Did you consider that?
I disagree
Being 5'11" you may have a point.
Apparently she's a sweet young girl.
Lol. That is Bakersfield, my hometown! It is even funnier if you knew about Oildale, which is the white trash meth head capital of California.
Urban Dictionary - 08ers: Pertaining to people living in the 93308 zip code, also known as "Oil-dale." Typically drunken redneck white trash who like to shoot at anything that moves. 08ers have no need for dentistry, or shirts with sleeves.
Unless you were lurking back in late 2012, you probably didn't see this:
http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sho...t-20-years-ago
It's a touching story featuring a wrong number, phone sex, the city of Bakersfield, and even a guest appearance by Oildale.
Hilarious! And I like how Druff didn't have a problem committing a felony by impersonating a police officer!
I three-wayed on Nick, knowing exactly the perfect prank to pull on him. He answered the phone, already sounding annoyed.
"Hello, can I speak to Nick Granber please?", I asked in a lower-pitch, gravelly voice that I figured would best pass for that of a cop.
"Yeah, this is Nick. Who is this?"
"This is Detective Eric Thomas from the Santa Barbara Police Department, I have a few questions I need to ask you."
I am just going to leave this here.
i bet her pussy looks perfect.
I really do hate this bitch. Only a true cunt would surround herself with ginger snaps cursed by God, just to make herself look better.
I actually judge Siriusly Furious for liking her, going after E Fro, and going after me.
But mostly he's a mustacheless cock sucker for actually enjoying Taylor Swift.
Selena Gomez is a God's honest tortured soul. She's Cinderella. Taylor is the evil stepsister with zero redeeming qualities.
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