My house was broken into when I was home and I caught the bitch.

[SeaCow]

Was in the garage smoking at 7pm the day after xmas. Went back inside for a few mins and left the garage door open. 10 mins later I remember the door and I step out to close it. I come face to face with a young white girl holding 2 of my gun cases under her arms. She freezes up and force her to the ground. I hear a car take off and see its an older ford car. She starts to try and fight so I yell for girlfriend to get my pistol from bedroom.

After she realizes Im not going to let her go she turns into a balling fucking baby with a woe is me story. Cops show up in no time due to the fact I told them weapons were involved. She eventually confesses to them and gives up her drivers name, who also happens to be her girlfriend.

The fucking cunt driver got away with over 4k worth of tools I use everyday for work as I am an electrician. I guess she loaded all the tools and went back for the 2 guns I had laying on freezer since I was going hunting the next morning.

No word on my tools or if they caught the driver. But through the beauty of facebook I was able to find both their pages. Not sure what I can do with them yet. But I wanna make the driver cunts life miserable.

The one we caught is currently in jail charged with 1st degree burglary, theft over $750, and theft of a firearm. She has no bond set on the burglary charge as of yet.

Im not good at this whole internet thing so I will try and post their pages to here. One thing I found weird was that they both had facebook pages that didn't include their real names. I figured that was a sure fire way to tell that they didn't want people looking for them. Luckily I had friends that knew of the gf and found one page. From there I just happened across the other pages.

The Elizabeth girl is the one that I caught and the Heather girl was the driver who as far as I know is still at large.

https://www.facebook.com/liz.price.79462

https://www.facebook.com/elizabeth.price.58760?fref=ts

https://www.facebook.com/megan.cunni...924?fref=photo

https://www.facebook.com/B33ZYB3AR.9...ef=lhc.friends

Cunts mushot
https://report.boonecountymo.org/mug.../500011499.jpg Cunts mushot

Feel free to bash me or give me ideas on what I can do.

[lol wow]

lol at getting robbed by an insane clown posse fan

[sonatine]

"Bitch u wanna talk shit to me wtf just cause u fuck with a chick I don't get along with u gunna talk to me like I'm a throw rag wtf last time I checked we was cool but u hella shady threatening to call the cops damn u a dumb bitch"

ShadyJ is this true?

[RegGaymer]

[Sanlmar]

Electricians & carpenters seem to get targeted in a huge way.

Every electrician I have ever met has a story that usually includes van getting broken into. Tools are huge bucks and are easily sold.

The state professional licensing law usually requires van be marked with contractor name & license #. The license is available online and boom, there's your fucking address.

They tell me vehicle locks these days are a joke. The cover under the door handle is often just plastic. This ain't a "how to" LOL.

Sorry to hear this shit SeaCow.

[GrenadaRoger]

good you caught them...

re: the guns - you story made me shudder...I don't know what state you are in, but in California the laws are rather severe for the gun owner re: stolen guns---if the gun is stolen from your house and used to hurt someone you are responsible if you did not have the gun stored with trigger locks, in a safe, chained down or stored with a lock on the gun to make it non-operational. Should the gun be recovered from a crime scene, the police may trace it back to you, and they will examine it to see if a locking device had to be removed using something other than a key (looking for scratches, nicks, etc)

my advice (and I know my advice is worth what you are paying for it) lock you guns up, or hide them special designed furniture if you need self defense in the home, or wear them in a holster--do not leave them unattended & unsecured.

I would guess/hope the police have already given you a lecture like that

[WillieMcFML]

shoulda put a hot one in her kankles

[Crowe Diddly]

They tell me vehicle locks these days are a joke.

Center punch to a window much faster than fucking with any lock.

[shortbuspoker]

lol at getting robbed by an insane clown posse fan

Obv, Sep has started a burglary ring with his harem of Juggalettes from POF.

[Dan Druff]

Questions/comments:

Is Elizabeth Breitweiser her real name?

Apparently Elizabeth was engaged to another girl in 2011: https://www.facebook.com/kalah16

Did Liz explain how you were targeted?

Liz claims to be a receptionist at a law firm: https://www.facebook.com/HEWNLAW?pnref=lhc ... perhaps you should call them on Friday and let them know what happened.

What is the second one's real name? Is it Heather Nichole Jones? It says on her page that she's straight, though perhaps she decided to bat for the other team.

Heather is married to this guy: https://www.facebook.com/roy.d.jonesiii ... Perhaps he should also be contacted and told about this, especially if her lesbo relationship is on the DL. In porn movies, a married woman in a lesbian relationship turns always into a threesome, but in real life many of these are in secret, and the husband has no clue (and often wouldn't approve).

Was the Elizabeth mugshot from this arrest?

Here is Heather's father in law, who she calls "dad": https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...fi&pnref=story

[Dan Druff]

Elizabeth has been busted for theft before.

On August 28, 2013:

"Marie Elizabeth Breitweiser, Theft above $1500 less than $20,000 state jail felony"

http://www.marshallnewsmessenger.com...7c525dded.html

[sonatine]

Questions/comments:

Is Elizabeth Breitweiser her real name?

Apparently Elizabeth was engaged to another girl in 2011: https://www.facebook.com/kalah16

Did Liz explain how you were targeted?

Liz claims to be a receptionist at a law firm: https://www.facebook.com/HEWNLAW?pnref=lhc ... perhaps you should call them on Friday and let them know what happened.

What is the second one's real name? Is it Heather Nichole Jones? It says on her page that she's straight, though perhaps she decided to bat for the other team.

Heather is married to this guy: https://www.facebook.com/roy.d.jonesiii ... Perhaps he should also be contacted and told about this, especially if her lesbo relationship is on the DL. In porn movies, a married woman in a lesbian relationship turns always into a threesome, but in real life many of these are in secret, and the husband has no clue (and often wouldn't approve).

Was the Elizabeth mugshot from this arrest?

Here is Heather's father in law, who she calls "dad": https://www.facebook.com/profile.php...fi&pnref=story

Serious question: if they were black, would you suggest he get personally involved in their lives like that?

[Dan Druff]

Her ex girlfriend, Kayla Owens, who is now pregnant, also seems like a class act:

November 19, 2014:

I wish a mfr would try too say I set up my husband since day one Demarco Carter we been thru thick n thin together even from being homeless together why would I set up a dude that's been there for me since day 1. I didn't even know Marco got arrested til like 3 days after n I heard it from my aunt. Niggas bring shit on they selves maybe if people wouldn't rob mfrs then they wouldn't be locked up right now. It ain't got shit too do with me. So for all yal saying I set my day 1 up just cause I stay the night with him 2 days before he got locked up can kiss my ass straight up. Ain't nobody got time too set and mfr up n on top of that I don't snitch never been 1 so fuck yal. I couldn't give 2 fucks if a mfr don't like me or don't fuck with me. ANYWAYS free my mfn husband. Fuck the ops

Her husband is Demarco Carter:


Here is more that Kayla had to say on the subject after a guy questioned her regarding the above:

It never should have crossed your mind when have u ever heard of me snitching on anybody I knew who your status was about n dwaynes bm needs too keep my name out her mouth cause she don't even know me. Delete yourself nigga goodbye

[Lizzy Brewster]

You fucking internet detectives think you are so smart. You sniveling little fat assholes sitting on your computers think you are better than everyone. Well guess what, I steal because I can. You can stop me. I will continue to steal. The laws here in Missouri are a joke and they arent ever going to do anything to me. You internet forum warriors think anyone cares about this little sniveling website or that you posted "all" of my info. LOLOLOLOLOL, you fools are retarded. Dan Druff found an old news article and thinks he found shit. Here is some more shit about me that is public record:

BREITWEISER , ELIZABETH MARIE , Defendant
411 CEDAR LANE
COLUMBIA, MO 65202

Year of Birth: 1991




Thats right, I have an extensive history. Like I said, I will keep stealing because its way easier than working. Idiot retards called Sea Cow leaves their shit wide open. Ugly motherfucker lucky i didnt take more of his stuff.

I got all kinds of shit on my record. Hell I was sitting in county on this case when they served me on my last case from March!



So keep trying to look tough, fucking faggots. I'll have to post all my own shit just to show how incompetent you all are. Oh and Sea Cow, you done fucked up. Obviously I know where you live, who you run wit, etc. I aint gonna let this slide.

[Lizzy Brewster]

And dont bring Heather into this. She aint got shit to do with it. I mean I realize she also has a very extensive criminal history as well, including stealing gas, and is currently on probation for her multiple charges. That doesnt mean you can prove shit. Prove it you fucking Sea Pig. Im so tired of you midwestern Missouri cornfed inbred retards thinking I give two fucks about your junk ass shit I stole. It was all broke anyways. Fucking hill billies

JONES , HEATHER N , Defendant
1878 OLD US HWY 40
COLUMBIA, MO 65202

Year of Birth: 1992

[simpdog]

And dont bring Heather into this. She aint got shit to do with it. I mean I realize she also has a very extensive criminal history as well, including stealing gas, and is currently on probation for her multiple charges. That doesnt mean you can prove shit. Prove it you fucking Sea Pig. Im so tired of you midwestern Missouri cornfed inbred retards thinking I give two fucks about your junk ass shit I stole. It was all broke anyways. Fucking hill billies

Lizzy can you also show us page 2 of this list?

TIA

[mwh72]

Love me some Lizzy.

Tell those fucking losers how it is girl.

[Lizzy Brewster]

And dont get me started on Roy and his Daddy. Those two inbred hill billy fuckers always trying to move in on my girl. HEather and I got something but that little dicked boy thinks he can take her away. Im gonna cut his ass. And his daddy is a pedophile. I dont care, I heard he bad touches people. So LOL at you thinking either of them will give a shit about "outting" us. They know we like to eat each others pussy. They mad, but aint shit they can do about it. Hell "little Roy" as we call him is a punk ass 19 year old thats wrapped up in Heathers pussy (it is some good pussy btw) and will do whatever she says. Him and his daddy got pages of records themselves though! Little Roy apparently never learned how to drive or get a license, and his Daddy dont ever pay rent and constantly gets evicted! LOL at Little Roy saying he works at Tyson in Sedalia. Motherfucker got fired for stealing from there too.

Dont even fucking try me. Im gonna blow up some spots. Aint shit else to do here in the Heartland beside fuck cows, SEA COWS!

Notice how Daddy Roy got charged with beating his old lady in 1992? That was just before he knocked her up with Little Roy. Loving family and all

[Lizzy Brewster]

And dont bring Heather into this. She aint got shit to do with it. I mean I realize she also has a very extensive criminal history as well, including stealing gas, and is currently on probation for her multiple charges. That doesnt mean you can prove shit. Prove it you fucking Sea Pig. Im so tired of you midwestern Missouri cornfed inbred retards thinking I give two fucks about your junk ass shit I stole. It was all broke anyways. Fucking hill billies

Lizzy can you also show us page 2 of this list?

TIA

I didnt post page 2 because I didnt want you to see the drug charges on Heather. That shit was planted by Roy jr. Little faggot is obviously a meth head. My boo dont touch that shit, meth that is. She unfortunately felates little roy, if you know what i mean

[Lizzy Brewster]

Love me some Lizzy.

Tell those fucking losers how it is girl.

I cant tell if you want to fuck me or Sea Cow? Fucking stalking me knowing all the trouble I been in. I will drive over to KC and punch your relatives in the face you little faggot ass bitch