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  1. 10-28-2015, 11:10 AM #1
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    Hockey Guy is 51 Today.

    Yeah, you read that right. I somehow have lived that long.

    On a totally unrelated note, it's also my wife's 48th today. Now, if she had gone with my suggestion & we had gotten married on this day many, many years ago, I would only need to remember 1 date per year. Unfortunately, she's a smart woman & foiled that plan.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.
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  2. 10-28-2015, 11:19 AM #2
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    Happy Birthday fella.


    And since you both share a birthday, i'm presuming this morning is the one day of the year were you both do a 69er?
    http://pnimg.net/w/articles-attachments/1/4c2/74d75c36d2.jpg
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  3. 10-28-2015, 11:19 AM #3
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    For some reason I thought you were already 57, meaning I would expect this to be your 58th birthday.

    So congrats on getting 7 years younger.

     
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  4. 10-28-2015, 11:21 AM #4
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    HB HG.
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  5. 10-28-2015, 11:26 AM #5
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    Enjoy your socialism.
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  7. 10-28-2015, 11:45 AM #7
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    happy birthday, didn't realize you were so fucking old.
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    Happy birthday you worthless old cum guzzler.
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    Happy bday grandpa.

    Also, Fuck me.... right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Happy Birthday fella.


    And since you both share a birthday, i'm presuming this morning is the one day of the year were you both do a 69er?
    Double appropriate. (You'll have to watch beginning to see why.)

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    Happy birthday...

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  12. 10-28-2015, 04:51 PM #12
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    happy birthday and whatnot!
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    Hey Hockey Guy...

     


     
    Here you go a bunch of spoilers!


     
    You'd expect nothing less on this day...


     
    She's close to your age so I thought it perfect present...

     

    https://vine.co//v/em9m9xtwPAd



    I am guessing your blowing out the candles in the same manner as well now...



     
    Oh Yeah, Fuck You, Hockey Guy!!!


     
    P.S. Good luck on Statclash. You need it!...


     
    Also, the Oilers still suck!...


     
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    Just kidding, Happy Birthday, you old Cunt...



     
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  14. 10-28-2015, 05:33 PM #14
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    Happy birthday dude.

    Enjoy your youth. It will slip away.

    You said your wife was smart, but then she married you. Something not making sense here.

    Anyway congrats.
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    get shit faced and pass out on the kitchen floor with your cock out and a hand full of yogurt.

    gl have fun
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baron Von Strucker View Post
    get shit faced and pass out on the kitchen floor with your cock out and a hand full of yogurt.

    gl have fun

    horrible...just horrible






    happy bday hockeyguy

     
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  17. 10-28-2015, 07:25 PM #17
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    Feliz Cumpleanos!

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    Cool

    Happy B-Day Sir!
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    51 years is a long time to be in the closet. Congratulations.
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