I'll start it off:
Drain the Poison
An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.
"Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".
Brapwank
Wanking whilst repeatedly saying brap (and with the other hand gun fingers)
Brapwank -
peter: *jerking off* "BRAP BRAP"
girl:COME ON AHA!!!
diaper lover
One who gets sexual stimulation from seeing, feeling, smelling, wearing, or using a diaper. Diaper fetish.
Related topic: infantilism.
Stalkholm Syndrome
Somewhat akin to the psychological phenomena seen in hostages, where the hostage develops and emotional attachment to the hostage-taker, known as "Stockholm Syndrome" coined in 1973 after it was seen in bank robbery hostages in Stockholm, Sweden, except, in cases of "Stalkholm Syndrome" the individual being stalked forms a similar attachment to their stalker.
Josh: "What's wrong?"
Jennifer: "Its just that ever since Matt went to jail for violating the restraining order, I kinda miss the constant texts/phone calls and watching him lurk outside in the bushes."
Marilyn was diagnosed with Stalkholm Syndrome by her psychologist, Dr. Spanks, because "normal dating", to Marilyn, usually consisted of a man stalking her for a few months and then eventually becoming her boyfriend.
upper decker
The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.
My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"
"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
The upper decker was rejoiced by all who were present.
When they started playing charades, I took an upper decker and made a quick exit.
At a party where they run out of beer one might like to leave an "upperdecker" to show their disapproval.
"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"
Shouldn't it be Stalkhome Syndrome?
There's one of them too, but it wasn't as good.Originally Posted by Brittney Griner's Clit
Coincidentally I had one published today after gaining inspiration several weeks ago from reading them:
Stalk Hawk
noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.
verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
Hairy Pussy Phobia
A person (usually male, but sometimes female) who has a complete hatred and/or discontent with a woman’s genitals having pubic hair. He/she is usually the type of person who watches pornography on a consistent basis and then expects his/her girlfriend/wife to live up to the visual imagery of the women on screen.
This type of person often does not see a woman for who she is, but rather unfortunately, he/she sees a woman for who “she is not” and begins to demand that she shave her pubic hair to fit his/her desires and personal expectations.
In many cases women are generally already not comfortable with their body. In some sense women might have a certain “fear” for their natural state because pornography and razor companies have pushed the idea of what the female image should be. To add on to this, her boyfriend/husband who demands that she shave only adds to her frustration and her developing phobia of her own body’s normal state.
In quintessence, “Hairy pussy Phobia” exists in those who are apprehensive of the natural human body; in this case, dread of pubic hair. Individuals who have ‘Hairy Pussy Phobia’ will constantly try to justify their “preference” for the shaved ‘5-year-old-look’ on a woman. The justification responses for shaved vaginas have become very identical over the years to the point that now have developed into ‘programmed responses’.
Henry: “Wow, Jennifer is gorgeous. I would surely date her.”
David: “You’re right, she’s hot. But look at all that long hair.”
Henry: “What’s long hair supposed to mean?”
David: “Dude, if she has that much hair on her head, imagine how much she has down there.”
Henry: “So what? What’s wrong with that? Hair below on a woman is natural.”
David: “Well, I don’t like it hairy. She needs to shave her shit. I don’t want her hairs getting stuck in my mouth when I eat her out.”
Henry: “Bro, hair doesn’t get stuck in your mouth when you pleasure her. Where’d you get that from? That’s just a typical programmed response that comes from people who can’t appreciate a natural woman. Dude, you’ve got Hairy Pussy Phobia.”
good lord englands gotten terrible
druff
adjective, adverb orig. German; literatly stands for beeing on (drugs).
"Look at him, he seems to be very druff!"
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=druff
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