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    Someone give me a line on Tia Tequila literally murdering Sarah Silverman please

    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Needed a screen shot on this one.

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    FUCK OFF (((TWITTER))) I KNOW HOW YOU ROLL


     
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      Mintjewlips: tight life following tila tequila fag
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Tila might be the goat

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      bukowski72: Jim pic not showing feet, Karen Carpenter, or the William's sisters.

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    T REALA IN THE HIZZZY

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    skatz literally claimed her circa 2010 and it appears that investment is starting to pay off handsomely.

     
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      lol wow: honestly yes but dont broadcast that
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    FYI to embed tweets here, just use the number at the end of the Twitter URL, not the whole URL.

    Fixed it for sonatine's OP.

     
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      sonatine: *THANK YOU*

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    lol at tines terrible posts getting hand curated by dangiel

     
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      wrenchjockey: (((((lol)))))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    FYI to embed tweets here, just use the number at the end of the Twitter URL, not the whole URL.

    Fixed it for sonatine's OP.
    We wouldn't have this problem if you added some twitter buttons to the toolbar.

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    I met her years ago accidentally (I don't know why I would use the word accidentally since I'm a fatalist) at some sort of MK Ultra tune up hospital. I don't really want to give specifics on what we talked about but I will say that she is legit the shortest non midget woman I've ever seen. The internet says 4'11" but she is like 4'7" tops.

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    It's true Sonatine. I have thousands of heavy things I have to keep in. I had sex with Tila Tequila after telling her she was basic for her reality tv garbagae and her new viewpoints were stuck in her head even though they were just the tip of the ice berg. Her pussy smelled like an alkaline battery type weird smell and when I kissed her it was like putting a tongue on battery they way it felt.


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    I'm not making this up. I'm obviously not sure if I was in an MK Ultra hospital because I don't remember anything else from there but this was about 2011 and she thought I was God. Not like an Angel... or even Jesus... Full blown God. She said her destiny was being God's Queen. Then I woke up in familiar surroundings as if it didn't happen, and have been telling myself for years that it was a dream just like all the other things. That was no dream folks. If I didn't go through what I did in 2009 or whenever that was I'm sure that event alone would have sent me to the insane asylum.

    What did I do though? Just go on with my normal life as if it didn't happen. Tell me more about how mentally weak I am. This is the stuff I'm talking about when I tell you how me not acting crazy is quite possibly the craziest thing about me.

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    Whenever I think about this stuff it REALLY makes me feel incredibly dumb for probably spending an hour thinking about how I'm not supposed to be responding to a person that posts here who is allowed to bring me up whenever they please. How is it my fault that you are tongue and cheek close to 100 percent of the time? How am I supposed to recognize the 1 percent of the time you are genuine? I read people at a higher notch than anyone I know so if I can't figure out the difference who the fuck can? The problems that other people consider problems have always been a gigantic puzzle to me. Then the fact that I actually waste time thinking about it when I know it's bull shit is this whole other even more confusing puzzle. I doubt I will ever solve either.

     
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      Tellafriend: i think i am finally understanding your genius.

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    I would just like to state that BGC's manic relapse is more tolerable than the mumbles fuck.

     
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      Henry: Definitely. Although he did kind of kill the vibe. But its not like those two things are mutually exclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    I would just like to state that BGC's manic relapse is more tolerable than the mumbles fuck.

    In most markets Tila could not command even 3000 baht. I don't think he is lying about the alkaline battery aftertaste.

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    Asian right wing bimbo? Who knew...

    Druff and Silverman would make an interesting couple imo. I wonder if she would be able to convert Druff into a "lib", probably not. It would make for an interesting reality show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrackPipes and Kakfights View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by handicapme View Post
    I would just like to state that BGC's manic relapse is more tolerable than the mumbles fuck.

    In most markets Tila could not command even 3000 baht. I don't think he is lying about the alkaline battery aftertaste.
    I think we're looking for the value of Ms Silverman?

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