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    jennifer lopez sex tape gonna drop soon

    judge slammed the door on the last legal hurdles for her ex to put that shit on the market.

    lets hope its a good one. one time.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    judge slammed the door on the last legal hurdles for her ex to put that shit on the market.

    lets hope its a good one. one time.
    maybe you'll get to see how brown her brown eye is.

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    Gotta admit, I'd fuck her 'til her teeth bled.
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    Please god let this be a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Gotta admit, I'd fuck her 'til her teeth bled.
    Jlo? Really? Wow. Just never did anything for me.

     
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    Let it happen JUAN TIME.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Gotta admit, I'd fuck her 'til her teeth bled.
    Jlo? Really? Wow. Just never did anything for me.
    Okay, you got me. I got tired of always just posting "I'd fuck her".

    Angelina Jolie doesn't really do it for me either but, as you may have guessed, I'd fuck her too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy
    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Anyone else hoping it was shot 20 years ago?

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    Even if she was my own motha I'd fuck her with no rubba

     
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    After being subjected to her PR onslaught for so...so very many years, this seems oddly close to suitable recompense.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Anyone else hoping it was shot 20 years ago?
    I heard it was shot in 1997 on her honeymoon.

     
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    I believe it includes wedding footage but there is apparently a lot of just good old fashioned home porn involved as well. Just rumors of course but fingers, they are crossed.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Who cares what she looks like? Shes rich. Bang her till she starts cutting you checks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post

    Jlo? Really? Wow. Just never did anything for me.
    Okay, you got me. I got tired of always just posting "I'd fuck her".

    Angelina Jolie doesn't really do it for me either but, as you may have guessed, I'd fuck her too.


    Fuck, make no apologies for wanting to make her teeth bleed fella. She's absolutely fucking gorgeous.


    Personally i'll be getting the baby oil out for this one. Thumb up my own arse the lot.


    It's only squares like Pooh & Druff who'd sooner have Nancy Reagan sat on their faces than Jennifer fucking Lopez.


    I mean look at it. I'd happily do 6 months in jail for a weekend of ploughing through this.



     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    Okay, you got me. I got tired of always just posting "I'd fuck her".

    Angelina Jolie doesn't really do it for me either but, as you may have guessed, I'd fuck her too.


    Fuck, make no apologies for wanting to make her teeth bleed fella. She's absolutely fucking gorgeous.


    Personally i'll be getting the baby oil out for this one. Thumb up my own arse the lot.


    It's only squares like Pooh & Druff who'd sooner have Nancy Reagan sat on their faces than Jennifer fucking Lopez.


    I mean look at it. I'd happily do 6 months in jail for a weekend of ploughing through this.


    pure class


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pooh View Post

    Jlo? Really? Wow. Just never did anything for me.
    Okay, you got me. I got tired of always just posting "I'd fuck her".

    Angelina Jolie doesn't really do it for me either but, as you may have guessed, I'd fuck her too.

    honestly tho have you seen angelina jolie lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hockey Guy View Post

    Okay, you got me. I got tired of always just posting "I'd fuck her".

    Angelina Jolie doesn't really do it for me either but, as you may have guessed, I'd fuck her too.


    Fuck, make no apologies for wanting to make her teeth bleed fella. She's absolutely fucking gorgeous.


    Personally i'll be getting the baby oil out for this one. Thumb up my own arse the lot.


    It's only squares like Pooh & Druff who'd sooner have Nancy Reagan sat on their faces than Jennifer fucking Lopez.


    I mean look at it. I'd happily do 6 months in jail for a weekend of ploughing through this.


    bro, there's hotter chicks at walmart.

     
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    Would hit, but obv no nikki taylor
    Slava Ukraini!

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    Pamela Anderson’s sex tape didn’t make her rich
    http://pagesix.com/2015/09/25/pamela...make-her-rich/

    The only thing Pamela Anderson’s sex tape with former husband Tommy Lee earned her was notoriety.

    Despite the commonly held belief that many celebrities benefit from their “homemade” videos, the former “Baywatch” star insists she didn’t see a cent from the tape she made with the Mötley Crüe drummer.

    “I made not one dollar,” the actress told Andy Cohen on Thursday’s “Watch What Happens Live.” “It was stolen property. We made a deal to stop all the shenanigans. I was seven months pregnant with Dylan. And I was thinking it was affecting the pregnancy, the stress. I said, ‘I’m not going to court anymore, I’m not being deposed anymore by these horny, weird lawyer men.’ I don’t want to talk about my vagina anymore.”

    In the years since, celebrities have been able to turn a profit from “leaked” sex tapes, but Anderson — who also starred in one with former flame Bret Michaels — and Lee wanted nothing to do with that.

    “It was stolen property,” she explained. “Neither of us made anything from it. It was stolen. [Late Penthouse founder] Bob Guccione offered us millions of dollars. We said no. It was already out at that time, the damage was done. So we said, ‘No way, we’re not getting involved off that.’”

    Talk about the couple’s sex tape wasn’t the only time Anderson’s former husband came up during the show. Cohen also asked Anderson to pick which one of her rocker exes is the better musician: Lee or Kid Rock.

    “Tommy Lee,” she said. “He’s the father of my kids.”
    Wow, I remember that sex tape, probably the only one I still have on VHS.

    Clublove.com made tens of millions off it.



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