I started drinking Diet Coke as my primary source of caffeine. I don't drink liquor anymore and DC goes pretty good with cigarettes.
Anyways, I went to grocery store and bought some Diet Coke and some Air Freshener. I was wearing khakis and a green polo shirt and realized I'm a huge faggot
Next time I go to the grocery store I'm buying man shit like Egg Nog and charcoal biscuits
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Ditching hard liquor great for the overall health. You live much longer.
But Diet Coke FTW. Best drink on the planet.
Throwing out all my green shirts today.
Also wearing a green polo shirt, but it's a Sean John, and i'm drinking Mountain Dew Game Fuel. Also feeling hella ghey.
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That is rough! The chemical mixture of Diet Coke with it's inherent second hand gas, plus the Air Freshener, I'm guessing Airwick old school raise the top type,
must be making you delirious because there is nothing wrong with the green polo shirt and your fav khakis combo.
Gotta ask. What were you wearing from the ankles down?
Of course you haven't lived unless you drink Diet Bubba Cola.
Its yummy.
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