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    How to lose 30k in 30 mins

    Book last minute red eye to get out of Las Vegas as you are sick of town. 5 drinks deep

    Order room service with two bottles of champagne and burger for dinner. Drink one and a half bottles

    Leave 100k on account at casino so it becomes monopoly money

    give yourself 30 minutes extra to gamble before going to tax/limo stand and bring bags down with you to table

    take out a "marker" even though you already have money on account and start betting 500-1k a hand

    lose a bunch of hands in a row and start betting 2-5k a hand

    continue to lose and dealer says "easy mark sfo"

    go to airport and drink on plane.

     
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    should have pissed in the corner obv

    and i don't get it, if you had money on the books, why take out a marker?

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    should have pissed in the corner obv

    and i don't get it, if you had money on the books, why take out a marker?
    Even if you have money on books they call it a marker for some reason.

     
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    don't want to rub it in but garrett could have won the main event 3 times for you

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    Thought this was a "I just tied the knot and I'm having buyer's remorse" thread
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    pretty sure that would cost more than 30k braj

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    should have pissed in the corner obv
    Step up your game son...

    http://news.yahoo.com/guy-peed-over-...012014523.html

    There are plenty of nuisances on airplanes, from dogs pooping in the aisle, to people hogging the bathroom to have sex in it, to crazy screaming God freakouts, but getting peed on has got to be the worst.

    An Oregon man was booked into jail on Friday, accused of peeing on several other passengers on a Jet Blue flight to Portland.

    Accordingo to KOIN 6, Jeff D. Rubin was arrested on charges of second-degree criminal mischief and offensive littering after he woke up shortly before landing, "stood up and began urinating through the crack of the seat onto the passengers seated in front of him,” a police report said.

    Then he fell backwards and “urinate(d) upwards which got the passengers and seats next to him as well as some other passengers’ personal belongings,” the report says.

    Cops boarded the plane and found Rubin slumped over sleeping in his seat. He was released from jail after about five hours.


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    One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

    This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

    On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.

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    Did anyone ask you to switch seats on the flight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    One thing I've learned especially in casinos is you will get destroyed from time to time.

    On the flip side it can be a nice if you actually run hot .

    you mean when you gamble sometimes you lose and sometimes you win?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abrown83
    I'm going to come across as a bit of a douche but I really know more about this then anyone on this board by miles.

    ...if Trump is nominee he wins Presidency easily. Angry Blue Collar Whites will have record turnout.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrigan View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

    This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

    On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.

    you mean when you gamble sometimes you lose and sometimes you win?

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    How many black hookers though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    W&RMHOLE SACRIFIEC OBV

    On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
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    On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5
    C$ TMMLK disagrees with you - lock is Minnesota -2.5 as well as Washigton +3.5 - TMMLK Money truck For The WIN!!! - C$ is god


     
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    could have banged a super model.....o wait you already do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TMMLK View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post


    On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5
    C$ TMMLK disagrees with you - lock is Minnesota -2.5 as well as Washigton +3.5 - TMMLK Money truck For The WIN!!! - C$ is god


    FUCKING MORON

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by BeerAndPoker View Post
    One thing I've learned especially in casinos is if you only have a short period of time like 30 minutes to kill before you have to leave and are prone to having to get to even then you will get destroyed from time to time.

    This is especially true if you get behind early then start betting hard in hopes to get to even or profit obv.

    On the flip side it can be a nice hit and run SFO if you actually run hot in that 30 minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmoney View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sloppy Joe View Post
    W&RMHOLE SACRIFIEC OBV

    On that note, 49ers are a lock for monday, I think they are +2.5
    I think this degen episode just primed the pump for some epic wormhole action.

    Punish them.

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