Book last minute red eye to get out of Las Vegas as you are sick of town. 5 drinks deep

Order room service with two bottles of champagne and burger for dinner. Drink one and a half bottles

Leave 100k on account at casino so it becomes monopoly money

give yourself 30 minutes extra to gamble before going to tax/limo stand and bring bags down with you to table

take out a "marker" even though you already have money on account and start betting 500-1k a hand

lose a bunch of hands in a row and start betting 2-5k a hand

continue to lose and dealer says "easy mark sfo"

go to airport and drink on plane.