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    I don't miss sex

    But I do miss a slow long soft backscratch.

     
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      big dick: There is almost nothing better than the long soft back/body scratch

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    But I do miss a slow long soft backscratch.
    You can pay for that. Keeps things impersonal and uncomplicated.

    Getting a backscratch by a random is prolly more exciting anyway.

     
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      splitthis: Good advice

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    I prefer a good old fashioned dick sucking or eating some pussy/ass over a backscratch ( but I do like a nice light back scratch)

     
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      splitthis: I'm the best cocksucker

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    Atta girl

     
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      splitthis: Puss had to be eaten first tho cuz when in done he's done

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    I prefer a good old fashioned dick sucking or eating some pussy/ass over a backscratch ( but I do like a nice light back scratch)
    Who are u kidding fag...

    There.s no shame in it, as far as dick sucking, your a fucken artist..im a witness to it. Dont care for your friend jarod and all the time you spend with him at chuckycheese..

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    me too, I never miss a chance to have sex
    (long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)

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    Maybe the sex you were having before just wasn't very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    She is actually good

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    Perhaps this is relevant:

    http://www.m.webmd.com/men/features/...-up-low-libido

    Conventional wisdom tends to be more convention than wisdom, and the idea that women have a low libido while men’s sex drive is stuck in high gear is a perfect example. Truth be told, a lot of guys don’t find their engines running as hot as they might like.

    “It’s an interesting hidden problem,” says Louanne Cole Weston, PhD. Weston is a marriage and family therapist and board-certified sex therapist in Fair Oaks, California. “Men who have a reduced sex drive don’t want to talk about it, and the women with them don’t want to talk about it either. The women are afraid if they say much about it, people will think either the man’s really gay, or she’s a ‘bad lay’ or too unattractive to stir his passions. And the man has the myth that you’re supposed to want it all the time, anywhere.”

    In her role as a sex therapist, and as former author of the WebMD Sex Matters board, Weston has found that low libido in men is a much more common complaint than our popular culture would seem to indicate. She says, “When people wrote in about the discrepancy of frequency and desire, about 40% of the time it was men wanting less.”
    Check out the article for more discussion of the topic.
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    Nothing worse than a dry minge.

     
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      vegas1369: truth be told

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    Alternate thread title........Why I don't miss sex.

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    I couldn't agree with op more. Rather get a back rub/scratch then get my dick choked out.

    Me and him kindred spirits but maybe we don't get good pussy like druff says...

    I'm on timeout though so it's obvious I get sandpaper vagina. What's your excuse dude?

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    But I do miss a slow long soft backscratch.
    Random bump.

    I miss when giving a backscratch or foot massage had a reasonable chance of leading to sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by verminaard View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by splitthis View Post
    But I do miss a slow long soft backscratch.
    Random bump.

    I miss when giving a backscratch or foot massage had a reasonable chance of leading to sex.

    The best sex is the sex you pay for. Takes out all the guess work.
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    Do we have any admitted incels on the forums besides split? 6 months+ without sex and yer an incel. Step up incels. Admit to this

     
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      splitthis: 3 years 3 months

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    Quote Originally Posted by SetofKs View Post
    Do we have any admitted incels on the forums besides split? 6 months+ without sex and yer an incel. Step up incels. Admit to this
    Does it count if you are married?

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    sex is god. i recently re-entered the ring after a long self imposed exile.


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