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Some DJ shit, where winner gets a slot at some laughable Frosh week club night, which will be swimming in women half my age or close to it.
Haters are more than welcome to give me shit for throwing my hat back in the DJ ring in my mid 30s. I am also more than welcome to pack your shit in in rebuttal.
No hater here. Dick Clark was rocking his corner of the hip music biz well into his 50s. So, good luck, almost-Grandpa.Originally Posted by DJ_Chaps
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All good, Dwai, thanks anyway. decent start day one getting votes in. Prolly not a ton of cats going for this, I like my chances. Hope the "judges" dig it too.
I will vote for chaps.
Done and done. Members helping members.
Fuck chaps. Piece of shit ass bitch.
Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah, get your vote in.
Cheers to those that have.
Nice tilt, bud. Pretty fucking sad that you're the only one who gives a shit about last year's news. Are you a 14 year old girl now?
oh and :bump
CHAPS IS GOD
I will not forgive chaps until he releases a shoot video explaining his actions
chaps lost his shoot ages ago. his knees left him. cant be helped.
he cant even rank sites at this point.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky
"America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs
When I was a wee little turd-digit I used to hate taking time away from playing to go poop. At some point I learned that if I just held it in long enough that the feeling would go away and I could keep playing. This all backfired on me one day when we were at a tree farm picking up that year's x-mas tree. I knew from the feeling this one was coming out and I didn't care enough about looking at trees so I went to the farmhouse to drop the bomb. Lo and behold halfway through the process the movement stopped and I find myself with this 12-inch dog log hanging out of my butt that wasn't going anywhere. Pushing didn't help and it felt like it was stretching my poor little butthole to it's limit. I scream bloody murder and tell the farm owners to go get my parents because I couldn't finish my poo. I couldn't even get up to open the door because I had this humongous turd hanging out of my butt. Thankfully while I was waiting for then to rescue me I relaxed just enough to allow the rest to fall out of my newly-sized anus in one quick fell swoop. It was an impressive movement that curled around the bowl twice in one continuous, un-broken 3.5 inch girthed dirt tube. Considering my age at the time, it was probably the entire contents of my large intestine.
Little did I know that I wasn't out of the woods yet. My parents work in the medical field and they knew this wasn't the end of it either. After a day and a half afterward of no pooping from me they took action. Needless to say, I found out what the word 'suppository' meant very soon after that as I was forced to use those little wax sticks that you stick up your butt to lube the ol' dookie chute twice a day. When it finally happened (a day after the initial treatment) it was the most hellacious poop I'd ever taken. I literally cried the whole time. It wasn't a tube, it was a compressed BALL of poop about the size of a grape fruit that I had to push out. It was a group effort too. Picture this, poor little DT naked and squatting in the tub with a gloved mommy pulling what must have looked like an African baby head crowning halfway out of my butt. Mom was spraying my posterior with warm water to help relax me but couldn't pull much because there was no where to get a grip and she didn't want to end up pushing it back in. Needless to say, after a 15-minute struggle I managed to pass this hard as a rock poo-ball and that was the end of my impacted colon ordeal. I've never passed up an opportunity to poop since.
Derek he said 'shoot', not 'shit'.
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