If you scroll up...
You will clearly see that Todd has spoken.
Why are you worried.
Plus
Whatever possible punishment they could dole out for you has to be easier than that.
If you scroll up...
You will clearly see that Todd has spoken.
Why are you worried.
Plus
Whatever possible punishment they could dole out for you has to be easier than that.
FTR I received around 3 or 4 notices in the mail in the past 20 or so years demanding that I respond for jury duty.
I never responded to any of them.
Never had black helicopters showing up overhead or a swat team pounding down my door.
Whoever says your going to receive this and that punishment if you don't show, is full of shit.
And by the way, if i did show, I would put on a show as to how supposedly crazy I am, and they would likely never call me again anyway.
That is, unless they needed a crazy juror.
Originally Posted by Gordman
I could give you some tips. Subtle enough for them to not think you are fucking around, mixed with some outright mindblowingly, unimaginable, crazy stuff.
Say stuff like it doesn't matter what you do or don't do on this world and that you are a prisoner hoping you are being punished, or even better yet serving time for a common goal that you and your friends in a different realm are trying to.achieve.
Ya know... the basics.
Edit: Try not to drool or jump around or give crazy eyes. They've seen that before.
I could give you some tips. Subtle enough for them to not think you are fucking around, mixed with some outright mindblowingly, unimaginable, crazy stuff.
Say stuff like it doesn't matter what you do or don't do on this world and that you are a prisoner hoping you are being punished, or even better yet serving time for a common goal that you and your friends in a different realm are trying to.achieve.
Ya know... the basics.
Edit: Try not to drool or jump around or give crazy eyes. They've seen that before.
Seriously though, id probably just pretend im the biggest racist fuck there is and lay it on the line and just say:
" Hey, i want to let you guys know up front so there aren't any problems, but im telling you right now I hate Kikes, Spics, Dotheads, Honkys, Japs, Wetbacks, Towelheads, Chinks, Camel Jockeys, Gooks....
...but trust me, I LOVE n-words!"
(and yes, in case you were wondering, this was inspired by a shirt that I saw)
I believe that they get your name and address from the DMV, a certain percentage of people respond and the rest toss the letter in the trash can.
However, if your a dumb fuck who wants to respond to a jury duty demand letter, you just need a note from your boss or you can go to the courthouse and claim that the government is out to get us or some other crazy shit, the judge will then dismiss your ass.
Wait until the U.S. government captures El Chapo and brings him to the U.S. for trial, now that's the jury you want to be on.
You wouldn't need to put on a show.
Had jury duty years ago. Thought it would suck. It fucking ruled.
Show up at 9am, don't get picked for JD. Paid day off the rest of the day. Think I had 5 of these. Last trial I got picked for JD. One n-word had killed another n-word with an AK 47. Just a sentencing trial, but took 2 days. Had 3 choices: life , 2nd degree murder = 20 years. some type of manslaughter = 8 years Dude got 20 years. I felt sorry for the poor fucker that had done the shooting. Going into deliberations I thought 8 years was fair. Everybody else wanted either life or 20 years so I went with the 20 years.
JD may not be as bad as it seems.
Just go do your duty.
"Pssst! Hey, Homes! We know where your family lives. Just remember that when you deliberate."I believe that they get your name and address from the DMV, a certain percentage of people respond and the rest toss the letter in the trash can.
However, if your a dumb fuck who wants to respond to a jury duty demand letter, you just need a note from your boss or you can go to the courthouse and claim that the government is out to get us or some other crazy shit, the judge will then dismiss your ass.
Wait until the U.S. government captures El Chapo and brings him to the U.S. for trial, now that's the jury you want to be on.
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i always ask for a rescheduling to December---my excuse is i am self-employed and that is only time i can afford to take time off work...December is also the least busy time for courts, as many judges and attorneys go on vacation...another time i showed up an hour and a half late, said i got lost in the downtown area and couldn't find parking--that was rescheduled for 6 months later which i got reschedule to December
i've been called down to Superior court for jury duty 3 times, each time rescheduled to December, never selected yet, although once came close to being interviewed...i was juror candidate 35 in a group of 36...the interviews got to juror 27 before getting all the people needed--of those candidates interviewed, 2 asians showing limited understanding of english, a religious person stubborn about not judging others, and a know it all attorney were all dismissed, so maybe you can act your way out of interview in similar fashion (can you look asian or hispanic?, work on it)
Last edited by GrenadaRoger; 08-02-2015 at 04:54 PM.
(long before there was a PFA i had my Grenade & Crossbones avatar at DD)
Here's an entertaining reason to show up for jury duty: You never know whether a former nationally notable politician will show up as a fellow jury candidate!
http://www.businessinsider.com/georg...ry-duty-2015-8
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Planning to skip out on jury duty midway through doing so? Might want to check your demographics before doing so.
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todge i want all of your transient posters like mumbles arrested for failure to appear
For linking a TYT source. What fucking garbage.
Sometimes it seems like you're actively trying to RAISE the bar on on how terrible you can make your posts.
Hold up, you're a member of this site yet cannot figure out what tool to use to get out of jury duty...hello
is it mossad?
Ugh, The Young Turks are so awful.
This piece just got worse and worse as I kept watching. Finally just turned it off at the 5:30 mark. Just unwatchable, and keep in mind I do watch some left wing channels.
The pandering is just so obvious in this segment.
The kid wasn't sent to jail for being black. He was sent to jail because he was specifically assigned to a jury, overslept, and then just decided to blow it off instead of immediately going to court and dealing with it.
Then he ran into a tough judge who wanted to make an example of him.
Do I think he deserved 10 days in jail and a year probation? No.
Do I believe it was because he's black? No.
Seems pretty clear that the judge was just pissed that the kid caused a hassle for the court, and then just blew everyone off after oversleeping. So he decided to punish him. That's all. Nothing to see here.
Do I believe that a person who could afford a good attorney could have avoided the jail time? Yes. But that's a matter of social class, not race. If he was the same black kid but from a rich family, he's probably not serving jail time. If he's a poor white kid, he's still serving the jail time.
But watch Cenk interchangeably talk about class and race, as if they're the same thing. He's not that stupid. He's doing it on purpose, because that's what his audience wants to hear.
And then the whole thing got even worse, where Cenk actually said that someone refusing to talk and asking for an attorney will be considered "resisting arrest" and charged with that? What????
No wonder Steven Crowder mocks this guy so much. It's just an awful show.
so what youre basically saying is mossad
If you don't want to get picked to be a juror, remember these words during voir dire..."He (she) looks guilty to me."
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