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    just who is dan druff

    i read alot about dan druff .now its time to set the record straight.hes a limit hodlem player.is he a top player? at limit holdem he would be rated in the top 5 in the world over the past 10 years. this is easy to prove its rated by sessions play vs sessions won.his best game is 100-200 and as high as 400-800. online he will win 85 persent and live he will win 90 percent.hes just someone you dont want to play with

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    I Sexually Identify As A Single, Pringle, Ready To Mingle. Ever Since I Was A Potato I Dreamed Of Being Thin Sliced, Covered In Disgusting Oil Then Heated In A Medium Oven Until Reaching Climax At The Micro Second Of Golden-Browness. People Bully Me, And Say Things Like "What The Fuck, You Aren't A Pringle", But I Know Deep Down They Are Just Jealous Of My Inner Beauty. I Have Already Started Hiding In Cylinders All Day, And Now Im Improving My Crunchiness By Regularly Burning My Sides On The Stove. I Want You Guys To Respect My Natural Ability To Instantly Satisfy Low Salt Carb Cravings, And If You Don't You Are Oppressing Me, And You Should Check Your Diabetes Type. Thank You For Being So Understanding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DRK Star View Post
    I Sexually Identify As A Single, Pringle, Ready To Mingle. Ever Since I Was A Potato I Dreamed Of Being Thin Sliced, Covered In Disgusting Oil Then Heated In A Medium Oven Until Reaching Climax At The Micro Second Of Golden-Browness. People Bully Me, And Say Things Like "What The Fuck, You Aren't A Pringle", But I Know Deep Down They Are Just Jealous Of My Inner Beauty. I Have Already Started Hiding In Cylinders All Day, And Now Im Improving My Crunchiness By Regularly Burning My Sides On The Stove. I Want You Guys To Respect My Natural Ability To Instantly Satisfy Low Salt Carb Cravings, And If You Don't You Are Oppressing Me, And You Should Check Your Diabetes Type. Thank You For Being So Understanding.
    STFU you midget-porn loving ginger freak.

     
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    I'd say good luck in the freeroll but I'm pretty sure you'll go on a bender to self-sabotage yourself & miss it completely or use it as the excuse of why you didn't cash.

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    Brock Parker knocked him out of the top 10 this summer, brauh

    http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/173/

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    Dan Druff is the screen name of the kindly middle aged gentleman that runs this website at his own expense.

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