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    Todd is Satan

    later fags

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

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    it can't be healthy to carry around all that hate and anger

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    Quote Originally Posted by WillieMcFML View Post
    it can't be healthy to carry around all that hate and anger

    he makes regular deposits in his pets.

     
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    TODD IS LITERALLY SATAN FOLKS

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    Rolling out of the sack this morning without any coffee in me yet and I pop open the forum and I swear this thread's title was Todd is Stan. So I think 'who the fuck is Stan?' and then i'm in my head like 'Stan Druff'.

    It will be the funniest thing that happens all day.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    That avatar just doesn't go with you like the head and shoulders. Did head and shoulders cut endorsement ties with you? See you later today Tyde.

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    China and Tyde need a point/counterpoint so we can figure out if Todd is satan or Todd is god.

     
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    Mr. Todd,

    Do you remember that deal I made with u in 4th grade. Can we renegotiate terms?

     
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    for taking a 2 week hiatus, think i agree..

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    tried playing the podcast backwards and this shit checks out, Todd "is" the Devil and brandon = the Walrus.

    Marty is GOD of course

    edit: TMMLK is a native indian living in a shack with no siding

     
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    all hail Hydra



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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    Rolling out of the sack this morning without any coffee in me yet and I pop open the forum and I swear this thread's title was Todd is Stan. So I think 'who the fuck is Stan?' and then i'm in my head like 'Stan Druff'.
    Story checks out


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    I'm sure you're too modest, so I'll do it for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    BTW JACKDANIELS is the first one banned from the thread. He is accusing me of being "duped by a middle aged man who dresses like John Cena"
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    Dear Druff,

    I tried to call in to the show. I hope I have a chance.
    I ain't mad. I just think it's fucked up how you handle bans.
    If you don't want have great content on your website, you don't have to.
    But you could have stopped 'Tine when I asked you.

    That's a creepy fucker, man.
    I'm fifty six years old.
    I just got fisted and owned, and when I cried Uncle, you just said no.

    That's pretty shitty, man. Like my pics of diarrhea.
    Been a year since my heater, so I'm fleeing Rosarita.

    I ain't that mad though. I just drank too much tequila.
    Remember when we met in Vegas? Yeah, me neither.

    Anyway, I'm about to stumble 'round the village, storm the bars,
    Sincerely yours, Martin. Later fags. Warm regards.

     
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    It's okay, Tyde meant shuh-TAN.


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    Mart,

    What's the typical quantity of alcohol that you ingest for one of these benders?

    I was pretty hung over for the first time in a year last weekend after having like four beers (pussy, I know).

    I've always heard that hangovers get worse with age, and I certainly can't drink like I used to.

    So for a 50-year year old pounding over a fifth of tequila per bender, what does the next few days/week feel like? Do you just live in a vicious cycle of drunk-hangover?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyde View Post
    later fags



     
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    Todd,

    It appears that Charles T. Rosseel has shifted his website elsewhere.

    Never checked it out. Jesus, what a cesspool of delusion and fail. The 'comments' sections on those articles where Charles talks to himself are depressing.
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