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Thread: You JUST found an armored truck cash bag with a ton of cash on the street next to a casino. No one is nearby, but the bag is in the line of site of a casino security camera. What would you do? And why?

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    You JUST found an armored truck cash bag with a ton of cash on the street next to a casino. No one is nearby, but the bag is in the line of site of a casino security camera. What would you do? And why?

    I just listened to the arCHive episode where a bag of cash fell off of the roof of an armored car. This inspired me to pose the above question to the forum users. Fire away with your answers!

     
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    You should immediately douse yourself in gasoline.

     
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    I'd return it, because its the right thing to do. Its not my money.

    Maybe they give me a reward.

     
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    I would take the money to the cashiers cage in the casino and ask for chips. I would then take the chips to the BJ table, play awhile then cash out.

    If I got caught, I would hire Chesnoff & Schonfeld and explain that I took the money into the casino and told them I found the money outside. The cashier insisted it was a contest and since I was such a honest guy I get to keep the money. The cameras would support my story.

     
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    Even though the camera sees it - how would they be able to identify you if you weren't a reg at the casino?

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    Reminds me of that story last year when some high stakes player left $300k in a taxi and the driver returned it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RegGaymer View Post
    Reminds me of that story last year when some high stakes player left $300k in a taxi and the driver returned it.
    I wonder which PFA forum posters, if being that driver, would have ditched the taxi, and headed to the airport to start a new life somewhere (such as in Mexico... Hint, hint)?
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    Pull my shirt over my head take the money and chino it

     
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    Shoutout to backdoorb and ToasterOven for bothering to read and rep my original thread post! Thx, guys!!!

     
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    For reference's sake, here is the story of the lost bag with $21,000 originating from the Revel casino:

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1909331

    Note the cash fell off somewhere after a second stop at another casino after the first stop at Revel. Most likely no cameras were looking at who picked the bag up streetside. That money is l-o-o-o-o-o-o-ng gone....

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    Grab the money, then hire a hit man to kill mumblesbadly and frame lolwow for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Grabbed the money, then hire a hit man to kill mumblesbadly and frame lolwow for it.
    Save your money and simply post here "You're nothing to me now, Mumbles." That would likely induce in me a crippling neurotic fear of getting anywhere near a body of water where people go out fishing at night.

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    What would do?: Keep the money.

    Why?: Kind of a stupid question.

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    I would snatch it up and give it to a young black community who has been oppressed and enslaved by the evil white man.

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    Cool

    I would donate it to the pfa freeroll. OPA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    I would change it out for dimes and add it to my money bin. Depending on how much cash is in the bag, I could get the bin deep enough to install a higher diving board.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RegGaymer View Post
    Even though the camera sees it - how would they be able to identify you if you weren't a reg at the casino?
    If the video is posted to social media with a reward notice, every desperate AC lowlife jonesing for their next 1/2 microstake would play Dick Tracy to out you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    What would do?: Keep the money.

    Why?: Kind of a stupid question.
    Okay. Time for the reveal...

    A stupid question? Not exactly. Local laws dictate whether keeping found money is a crime. In some jurisdictions, it is theft/larceny.
    http://www.criminaldefenselawyer.com...-can-i-keep-it

    And if over a set amount (in some states as low as $500), grand larceny, which is a felony.
    http://www.nolo.com/legal-encycloped...s-32639-2.html

    And I started this thread because Druff mentioned in a prior show (8/21/2014) that keeping found cash/property is legal. And I'd hate to see one of his naive PFA Radio show listeners come crying here about getting 2-5 in some shithole prison for following his erroneous advice.

    So, before doing anything, you should contact a local lawyer to help you navigate that potential minefield. (Unless you are Tyde. He's too pimp to care about such laws.)
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