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    New blog: Freerolling Life

    http://toddwitteles.com/blog/?p=16

    Every once in awhile I write a blog for toddwitteles.com.

    This blog was mostly about my Event #55, where I first got super lucky to survive all-ins TWICE, and then got super unlucky to lose a huge pot with 40 left. But it was also about how I took the whole thing calmly, because I was reminded at the time of a story of someone who was lucky to be alive at all, and was basically freerolling life.

     
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    But did you realize if your mothers first pregnancy didn't result in a miscarriage that person would have been a poker pro and you would have been a cardiologist

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    I never wanted to be a cardiologist.

    Being a doctor was my brother's dream, not mine.

    Way too much time and effort for my taste, especially getting there.

    I very much respect what my brother has accomplished, but that was never a direction I wanted to go personally.

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    Also if my mom's first pregnancy was successful, I wouldn't be anything.

    That kid would have been born a month before I was conceived, which would have made my conception impossible.

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    Good thread...

    Read the book "venessa want to die" by Pablo coelo..

    Spoiler alert:

    This chick with depression and suicidal tendencies admitted herself in a hospital. All the meds and counceling didn't work..

    She was eventually realesed because she made some "progress".

    Shortly after she got home, she tried to kill herself. A new doctor took her case but tried a different teqniqe. When she woke he told her she damaged herself and had 6 months to live and she will be released in a month..

    She started enjoying life and found a new freedom and relationships..

    THE DOCTOR LIED..

    she was now " cured". The book is deeper than that and it's about her whole transformation. The person who recommended this book to me years ago said it was loosly based on an romanion doctor who lost his license for over this type of therapy..

    It's really a good read.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also if my mom's first pregnancy was successful, I wouldn't be anything.

    That kid would have been born a month before I was conceived, which would have made my conception impossible.
    Wait, what do you mean? Do you honestly think its impossible for a woman to get pregnant a month after giving birth?
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Also if my mom's first pregnancy was successful, I wouldn't be anything.

    That kid would have been born a month before I was conceived, which would have made my conception impossible.
    Wait, what do you mean? Do you honestly think its impossible for a woman to get pregnant a month after giving birth?
    Okay, not impossible but highly unlikely. For six weeks following giving birth, most women cannot get pregnant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post

    Wait, what do you mean? Do you honestly think its impossible for a woman to get pregnant a month after giving birth?
    Okay, not impossible but highly unlikely. For six weeks following giving birth, most women cannot get pregnant.
    Druff science is the best science.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post

    Okay, not impossible but highly unlikely. For six weeks following giving birth, most women cannot get pregnant.
    Druff science is the best science.
    How Soon Can You Get Pregnant After Giving Birth?

    Most women experience an extended period of bleeding immediately after giving birth. The bleeding will get lighter and lighter, lasting about six weeks. It is extremely unlikely that a woman will become pregnant during this time, although it is not impossible. Most women will resume regular periods of ovulation and menstruation within eight to ten weeks.
    http://www.newkidscenter.com/How-Soo...ing-Birth.html

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    In this thread you've posted that it was impossible for your mother to get pregnant and then you posted a link proving yourself wrong.

    I'm not sure how I just got owned, but I'll take it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    In this thread you've posted that it was impossible for your mother to get pregnant and then you posted a link proving yourself wrong.

    I'm not sure how I just got owned, but I'll take it.
    Didn't realize that I was writing a scientific journal in this thread.

    You quoted my statement about it being "not impossible, but highly unlikely", and then mocked me.

    I posted a link showing that, indeed, it's highly unlikely.

    This argument is dumb.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Druff View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    In this thread you've posted that it was impossible for your mother to get pregnant and then you posted a link proving yourself wrong.

    I'm not sure how I just got owned, but I'll take it.
    Didn't realize that I was writing a scientific journal in this thread.

    You quoted my statement about it being "not impossible, but highly unlikely", and then mocked me.

    I posted a link showing that, indeed, it's highly unlikely.

    This argument is dumb.
    I've got two sets of siblings born back to back in under a year. One set slightly more than 11 months apart and the other at 10 and a half months almost to the day. I don't think it's all that rare, especially in the no birth control, no abortion days.

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    one of my friends sisters is 10 and a half months younger than him.

    when we had my last child and about to check out of the hospital and they going thru the checklist of all the things we have to do, the young female intern doctor at the hospital said to us to abstain for sex for 3 months.
    i said whaattt i was just gonna give it a few weeks then get straight back into it.

    the older male doctor standing there did the equivalent of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by phantom View Post
    one of my friends sisters is 10 and a half months younger than him.

    when we had my last child and about to check out of the hospital and they going thru the checklist of all the things we have to do, the young female intern doctor at the hospital said to us to abstain for sex for 3 months.
    i said whaattt i was just gonna give it a few weeks then get straight back into it.

    the older male doctor standing there did the equivalent of this
    I believe they are called veterinarians.

     
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    This thread is an abortion

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    10 1/2 month difference between siblings means 6-7 weeks passed between pregnancies.

    The first two weeks of pregnancy are "fake", as they count the first 2 weeks of the menstrual cycle BEFORE ovulation, meaning that you are already considered "two weeks pregnant" at the time of conception. It's dumb.

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    also its very common for babies to be born 2 - 3 weeks before term so it is entirely possible for you to have a sibling 10 months or even younger than you.

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    i know some welfare mexicans that spit them out every 3 months. im been trying to impregnate "big dick" for some time now..i think he is on the pill so he can come back for more..

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    Lost interest in sex on page one of thread. My interest in poker was killed by you guys long ago.

    Concerned.

     
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