I have a confession to make

[Gordman]

This is tough for me, but with all of the gender identity and race identity issues lately, and now gay barrage being legal and accepted, i feel this is a perfect time to come clean myself.


I sexually Identify as an attack helicopter.

Ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of soaring over enemy territory dropping hot loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded, but I don't care - I'm beautiful. Soon I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill mercilessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

[4Dragons]

Well if you ever need a mechanic to 'work on you', i'd love to get under your hood.


Hellfires and kisses,


4D.

[Gordman]

Well if you ever need a mechanic to 'work on you', i'd love to get under your hood.


Hellfires and kisses,


4D.

I know my launchers will need lubing soon

[SrslySirius]

Cool copypasta bruh

[Gordman]

Cool copypasta bruh

wait...

What?



Are you actually telling me that there are others out there who identify just like me?!?

[Gordman]

i have so much new info to process here and my emotions and thoughts are running wild!

i never realized there were others out there who identified like me


im thinking i could make my own squadron or something?!

[ToasterOven]

Shut it down, Gordman.

[SrslySirius]

Cool copypasta bruh

wait...

What?



Are you actually telling me that there are others out there who identify just like me?!?

Uh huh.

[RegGaymer]

[RichardBrodiesCombover.]

Shut it down, Gordman.

yup

[Corrigan]

Shocker that your wife left you gordo


shut it down

[Gordman]

Just a bunch of Heliphobes doing everything they can to suppress helicopter rights


"hey hey Ho Ho, Heliphobias got to go!"

[Krypt]

What a faggot

[Corrigan]

shut it down gordo,

a middle-age guy copy pasting a meme that some 14 year old made is not funny sorry, it's more like a cry for help

[herbertstemple]

Operation sounds a bit on the pricey side.

Are you going with all American made weaponry, or take a chance with some cheap Chinese crap?

[ThreeBet]

JFC how am I not the first reply in this thread. Piss poor

[phantom]

shut it down gordo

[Baron Von Strucker]

i am surprised you didn't make this a official 911 thread

Gordman I think we can all read between the lines here, some times it is easier if you substitute words that may embarrass you... either way, congrats on your coming out as a "helicopter"

BTW is this really you?

[Gordman]

I will neither confirm or deny that i am in any videos

i just wish that in any case, people would open up their eyes and minds to helisex.


We're lovers, we hover...get used to it!

[Hockey Guy]

I will neither confirm or deny that i am in any videos

i just wish that in any case, people would open up their eyes and minds to helisex.


We're lovers, we hover...get used to it!

Seriously????

We get it that you found this funny when you read it but when you're called out for C&P'ing it you should just stop the pretending that you came up with it.