Things you won't see in a Druff WSOP update tweet

[Belly Buster]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Jammed it in with air and won pot. #pfa55

[DRK Star]

[Daly]

So he charged me 10% to put it in a to go box, which I found reasonable.

[BeerAndPoker]

It's rare but a first happens for everyone even Druff but only in the few NL events he plays a year because limit players can't jam it with air.

[Belly Buster]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Guy at my table bought drinks for everyone. Ordered a double tequila #pfa55

[Brittney Griner's Clit]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Made day 2. Tipped floor 100 dollars to bag up my chips for me. Fuck that shit. Heading to the Sapphire. #pfa55

[backdoorb]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Had the pleasure of meeting up with loyal PFA poster Marty "Jewdonk" Carrico at jean George's. Treated for a nice steak and a couple bottles of red#pfa55

[Wiganer]

Vanessa Selbst? I wanna smash her back doors in.

[simpdog]

I enjoyed my stay at the Rio. They weren't able to comp me but I didn't complain!

[Wiganer]

Just bought a timeshare.

[BeerAndPoker]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Snorted some blow outside in the Rio Parking lot with David "ODB" Baker and came to peace with all our past problems. #pfa55

[DRK Star]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Busted...played a hand poorly. Going to head home and test out my computer so my radio show starts on time #pfa55

[backdoorb]

LMFAO after editing my post like 5 times just realized druff has a script to snap change martys name to cauraco, WP sir

[Belly Buster]

Tweet from: DanDruffPoker (Todd Witteles)

Blinded off 3 orbits while grabbing some food and a drink. Great quality and value from the Poker Kitchen. #pfa55

[shortbuspoker]

dna came back. the baby is mine not Schoenfeld's #pfa55

[SrslySirius]

[BeerAndPoker]

Todd Witteles ‏@ToddWitteles 29m29 minutes ago

Despite being healthy and hungry as an ox I turned down @BrandonGerson offer to comp me a nice dinner. I will pig out on my own dime. #pfa55

[anonamoose]

Todd Witteles ‏@ToddWitteles 29m29 minutes ago

All of my winnings will be donated to Bryan Micon's legal fund. #freemicon #leavemiconalone #pfa55

[GrenadaRoger]

Todd Witteles ‏@ToddWitteles 29m29 minutes ago

Accepted an invite to play in a golf foursome tomorrow...other three players are Russ Hamilton, Tom Scott, and Paul Leggett #pfa55

[unchainedghost]

Was totally taking a shit in a toys r us and ran out if toilet paper. While on the shitter I emailed customer service about my conundrum , to which I received said product promptly and respectfully. #patience