*** official **** screwed down techno live mix broadcast of the day **** official ***

[sonatine]

so once upon a time there was this thoroughly shitty and insane music called techno which was too fast and fucked up to really enjoy unless you took enough pills and even then..

anyway some geniuses recently discovered that if they took certain club banger techno songs from their misspend youth and screw them down from about 160 beats per minute to 115 beats per minute or so, its pretty fucking magical.

said geniuses doing their thing:





so, anyway, point being, im going to do a screwed down techno mix tonight of time stretched classics from my own deeply misspent dj youth:



smoke em if you got em.

[sonatine]

one totally unacceptable fuckup but i had fun, ill leave it up.

[DRK Star]

slow down some Nitzer Ebb and Front 242 and try to get those somehow mixed with the Raga Twins

[BHS]

I haven't had a chance to listen to this mix all that much yet but I already know that I can dig it..

[DRK Star]

[DJ_Chaps]

Techno was never 160 bpm, fella.

Learn your genres.

[sonatine]

chaps you were literally like 4 years old when techno was hitting, and it was 160bpm.


but i get it; when you use twine and an empty can of soup for net access, things arent always real time.

[DJ_Chaps]

chaps you were literally like 4 years old when techno was hitting, and it was 160bpm.


but i get it; when you use twine and an empty can of soup for net access, things arent always real time.

Techno was NEVER 160 bpm. Please at least try and take this seriously, since you posted this as a serious thread. You are thinking of shitty schranz-y dutch crap. Even zee germans didn't go that hard.

This is NOT the subject for you to put on your know-it-all act, sorry bubs.

The record displayed in the thumbnail of the OP, is off of Bonsai. AKA not techno.

[sonatine]

chaps you were literally like 4 years old when techno was hitting, and it was 160bpm.


but i get it; when you use twine and an empty can of soup for net access, things arent always real time.

Techno was NEVER 160 bpm. Please at least try and take this seriously, since you posted this as a serious thread. You are thinking of shitty schranz-y dutch crap. Even zee germans didn't go that hard.

This is NOT the subject for you to put on your know-it-all act, sorry bubs.

The record displayed in the thumbnail of the OP, is off of Bonsai. AKA not techno.

[DJ_Chaps]

Cool picture. Keep calling all dance music techno. You look like a real knowledgeable DJ.

[sonatine]

ok ill be sure to take criticism from a guy whose sole experience with dj'ing is mixing ebay casio beats on a third tier twitch knockoff while his mom is at work.

[DJ_Chaps]

ok ill be sure to take criticism from a guy whose sole experience with dj'ing is mixing ebay casio beats on a third tier twitch knockoff while his mom is at work.

Keep calling all dance music techno. You look like a real knowledgeable DJ.

[Suicide King]

Chaps, I feel for you bro. You're always gonna be in tines shadow when it comes to spinning.

[sonatine]

meanwhile, if chaps had the bandwidth to access google.com....


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourcei...echno%20160bpm

[DJ_Chaps]

Chaps, I feel for you bro. You're always gonna be in tines shadow when it comes to spinning.

feed the troll, bro, good job.


Guy is trying to branch into my styles of music, and is doing so quite ignorantly. I won't even comment on mixing skills. They speak for themselves. My mixes are widely available.

[tyde]

ok ill be sure to take criticism from a guy whose sole experience with dj'ing is mixing ebay casio beats on a third tier twitch knockoff while his mom is at work.

sure beats being an extremely creepy, morbidly obese, pseudo intellectual who's entire life revolves around fantasizing about 10 year boys, and being glued to the internet 18 hours a day

you're by far, the worst cancer on this site. not even a contest

have a massive cardiac arrest already ffs

[BHS]

ok ill be sure to take criticism from a guy whose sole experience with dj'ing is mixing ebay casio beats on a third tier twitch knockoff while his mom is at work.

Wayyyyyy too real but just smack fucking dab in the middle of his gook face..

:speech

[DJ_Chaps]

"There was this really shitty music, called techno"

"some techno music from my youth"


So you don't even like the music, but want to try and play it to troll PFA/me? Jesus fucking christ, log off for an hour lol.


if anyone wants to hear real techno (albeit newer stuff), I have a few more recent mixes up. May24 Part 2 made the minimal chart for last week. Sonatine wouldn't know anything about actual fans of the music giving praise etc...

[sonatine]

chaps, we all understand that a huge portion of your e-personality is based around being a make believe dj but really, just go limp. make a shoot video, build ships in bottles, do something other than sit here and shitpost for a bit.


you'll feel better, we'll feel better.


this is just awkward and unseemly to watch.

[DJ_Chaps]

chaps, we all understand that a huge portion of your e-personality is based around being a make believe dj but really, just go limp. make a shoot video, build ships in bottles, do something other than sit here and shitpost for a bit.


you'll feel better, we'll feel better.


this is just awkward and unseemly to watch.

You called Yves techno, bro. You need to log off. You became a DJ when I started posting mixes. Sad.