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    PHIL HELLMUTH WINS HIS RECORD 14TH BRACELET

    Phil Hellmuth keeps adding to his legacy , he just won his 14th bracelet in a mix event the 10k Razz

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacosta24 View Post
    Phil Hellmuth keeps adding to his legacy , he just won his 14th bracelet in a mix event the 10k Razz

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    Logged in just to let you know you're faggot

     
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    Maybe get a can of gas and light yourself on fire.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gauchojake View Post
    Maybe get a can of gas and light yourself on fire.
    Maybe Phil can do the same and we can get a 2-1.

     
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    Lol i bet his haters are steaming right about now....remember he was the one trick pony?!

     
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    who?
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    also shout out to jcosta calling razz a mixed event.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Jermain,

    How many years until you overtake him?

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    If Helmuth didn't have that "Poker Brat" persona about him, he would be the most respected poker player in the world today. As it is, he's a goof ball with a game.
    Businesses that make money by collecting & selling detailed records of private lives were once plainly described as "surveillance companies." Their rebranding as "social media" is the most successful deception since the Department of War became the Department of Defense.

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    OK, so who is the pokergod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    If Helmuth didn't have that "Poker Brat" persona about him, he would be the most respected poker player in the world today. As it is, he's a goof ball with a game.

    Partly he wins so much because he has that persona imo.
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    Not that I believe your story but who the fuck ever gave you permission to use charitable funds for the good of your cock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    If Helmuth didn't have that "Poker Brat" persona about him, he would be the most respected poker player in the world today. As it is, he's a goof ball with a game.

    counter point: if not for his clown act, could he have had the bankroll to make it this far? easy to relax at the tables when the checks roll in regardless, hes basically been freerolling for a decade.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Phil Hellmuth has by far the best "I'm the greatest" personality compared to boring ass, semi-cheater Phil Ivey and know it all fruity Daniel Negreanu

     
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    jacosta can you post where son of lockman does? I forget where since I don't browse there ever.

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    Question for one step: would you let a young Phil hellmuth fuck you in the ass?

     
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    "Jacosta....," Phil Helmuth stuttered the words against the curve of his friends neck, his breath caressing the sensitive skin,"Touch me Jac," That one whisper could send his whole world spiralling. He cupped Big jacosta24's cheek as he placed a gentle kiss on his lips, tracing his friends swollen lips with his tongue, pushing against them gently, asking entry. jacosta24 complied, allowing the tongue to intertwine and explore a heated dance of both their mouths as they gasped and moaned against each other.The hand he had against his cheek began to slid down, he traced the outline of jacosta24's collarbone and broke the kiss to lean into his neck again, following the same path as his finger with his tongue."Jac..,"

    He could feel jacosta24 slightly rocking against him, oh how badly they wanted each other.He left tiny love bites along his collar, bruises blossoming like flowers across his golden skin. Phil Helmuth's hand continued down, bumping over firm muscle. He soon felt the plummeting 'v' and his heart thundered but before he could reach the twitching mass below, jacosta24 pushed him against the wall once more, rougher, hotter this time. He could feel their erections pushing against each other and he let out a throaty moan, his hips bucking involuntarily."jacosta24!" He let out a low whine, pushing against his friend who chuckled into his ear,"I love this side of you Phil," He felt a grip around both their cocks and gasped, the callouses that were quickly becoming so familiar were intoxicating.

    He began stroking along their lengths, precum and water mixing together beneath his palm. They met the pumping with thrusts, almost falling out of his hand with the raw lust. Soon they were both unable to remain such a tedious pace and jacosta24 released them, their erections springing against their stomachs, the underside rubbing against the others. Every time the slick heads bumped Phil Helmuth wanted to cry out.Phil reached down to grip his own length, selfish desire overwhelming him though before he could reach it jacosta24 grasped each wrist, pinning them above his head, Phil Helmuth emitted a protesting whine which jacosta24 alleviated with his mouth. This action sent jolts of pleasure down to the pit of his stomach.Suddenly big jacosta24 thrusted against his friend, moans erupting from both of them.

    "More, jacosta24 more!" Big jacosta24 grinned down at the panting Phil Helmuth, his senses too overcome to have even the slightest pretence of rationality of the situation.jacosta24 complied, his hips pushing forward faster and more aggressively,"Phil," jacosta24 moaned and Phil Helmuth arched in response, practically crushing them together as his hips bumped against the others.He felt the heads of their cocks slide together with every movement and moaned, he had never felt anything like it. He wanted to grab something, dig his nails in, moan and yell but he couldn't, despite his best efforts jacosta24 had a firm grip on his hands and every time a noise that wouldn't be drained out by the shower escaped him, jacosta24 swallowed it.

    "P-please,""Mmm?""I have to… I-unf! jacosta24!" He could barely think, sentences weren't clicking, all he could think about was how much he wanted to be filled up by his best friend, he wanted to feel him slamming into him."I need more jacosta24!""You've nevah been- nnn- tha greedy type Phil," He panted the words out, lowering his heads to join their lips once more. jacosta24's lips were softer than one would imagine but they still held a ferocious passion that could -literally- bring him to his knees.He whimpered, his release was so close but at this rate he didn't think he would ever reach it,"I want to try," He cut himself off with a moan, "S-somethang," He looked up at jacosta24, holding in the desire to just let himself fall to the floor in a heaving, horny heap. Their vicious thrusting slowed as jacosta24 nodded, releasing Phil Helmuth's wrists, which were surely going to bruise later.

    By now they had both been soaked, their skin raw from the scalding water and he was just waiting for someone to knock and ask for the shower, but these things were a fleeting thought as Phil Helmuth grabbed the bar of soap off the porcelain cup. He lathered his hands until bubbles were falling from his palms. jacosta24 leaned forward and braced a forearm against the tiles, giving Phil Helmuth space to manoeuvre but still able to tickle his ear with his breath. Lidded green eyes filled with lust gazed at the smaller man placing his hands upon jacosta24's body, sliding them up and down, gently grazing the tightened pink buds upon his chest."You're gonna…wash me?" Humour laced his voice and Phil looked up at him, a dangerous glint in his eye as his hand fell down and grasped roughly at jacosta24's shaft. He moaned loudly, thumping his fist against the wall and Phil Helmuth grinned,"Sorry what were ya saying?"

    The tides had turned and he was going to revel in it for as long as he could. He loosened his grip, sliding his hand along the twitching length before running back up his abdomen and to his nipples. He gently pinched at one, a quiet hiss escaping jacosta24's mouth. He looked up and almost froze at the look of complete surrender on jacosta24's face; he was letting him have his fun and enjoying it too, eyes glazed with lust, lips and chest moving slightly with his gasps,"Well go on Phil, don't just look," The corners of his mouth turned up with a small smile, he was giving him control but jacosta24 knew he still owned the situation.Phil Helmuth used the water on his palm to rub the soap from one nipple, catching it between his teeth and sucking gently,"Ohhhh!" With the hand not braced on the wall jacosta24 dug his nails into Phil's ass, gently tugging him closer before tracing his hand around and tugging on his cock,"Ugh- Hey that's not-" jacosta24 grinned down at Phil,"You were takin' too long, if yer not careful I'll take you right here and let 'em all hear you scream." His playtime was already over as jacosta24 began to pump the slick length of Phil Helmuth's manhood,"jacosta24, can I…"

    He looked down at jacosta24's large erection, bumping against his lower stomach, wide and long, he could only imagine what it would feel like inside of him.jacosta24 let out a quiet laugh that rumbled against Phil Helmuth,"If ya wouldn't mind." Phil wrapped long fingers around the thickness, both men moaning into each other as precum began mingling with the water once more."Faster Phil," Their hands were practically slamming, the need for quiet forgotten as the wet sounds of their finally rising orgasm filled the air. Their hips were grinding into each-others once more, neither taking notice nor caring as they were overcome with pleasure."I'm almost finished Phil,""Me. Too." Their final jerks brought them to the edge of insanity, moans echoing over the glass panes of the shower."jacosta24!""Phil!" They came simultaneously, pearly white streams shooting from the slits of their cocks onto their stomachs and quickly washed away with the hot stream. Long moments passed as their chests heaved, jacosta24 lifted Phil's palm to his mouth, licking the last remnants away, delighting in the faint blush that still managed to creep over Phil's flushed face.Phil Helmuth stretched upwards on trembling legs to kiss jacosta24, an act that was becoming sweetly familiar. They released each other, moving under the direct rush of water forehead to forehead.

    "I love you Phil."

    "I know," He could feel his smile.

     
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    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

    "America is not so much a nightmare as a non-dream. The American non-dream is precisely a move to wipe the dream out of existence. The dream is a spontaneous happening and therefore dangerous to a control system set up by the non-dreamers." -- William S. Burroughs

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    Quote Originally Posted by jacosta24 View Post
    Lol i bet his haters are steaming right about now....remember he was the one trick pony?!



    Slow rolling pos.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    OK, so who is the pokergod?
    Vanessa Selbst

    Quote Originally Posted by pavoe View Post

    Partly he wins so much because he has that persona imo.
    Some underestimate him? I think he has a good game with a ton of tourney experience.



    Quote Originally Posted by sonatine View Post
    counter point: if not for his clown act, could he have had the bankroll to make it this far? easy to relax at the tables when the checks roll in regardless, hes basically been freerolling for a decade.
    Yeah, clown act sums him up well. Maybe that made him more marketable. I don't see who acting like a complete idiot appeals to though. Guess there's a sucker born every minute.
    Businesses that make money by collecting & selling detailed records of private lives were once plainly described as "surveillance companies." Their rebranding as "social media" is the most successful deception since the Department of War became the Department of Defense.

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    Stemple is shadyj without a coupon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Stemple is shadyj without a coupon.
    This brings up a good question; is it herbert stemple or is it herbert's temple? Could throw in a why? as well.

     
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