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    Shawshank style prison escape

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    One of these days I guess i'll have to sit down and watch that movie.

     
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      herbertstemple: Its a good movie. Not normal Stephen King at all.
      
      Hockey Guy: Seriously, it's a fantastic movie.

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...cape/28674319/

    Maybe someone broke into the prison? Makes a ton more sense to me.

    Also how are these guys like the EXACT same height? To the millimeter those pictures are identical in height

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4Dragons View Post
    One of these days I guess i'll have to sit down and watch that movie.
    I would if I were you

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    Everyone is saying "someone had to hear something". Well no, have you heard of a plasma torch? Someone outside could quite easily and quietly pulled this off. Prison plans available online I'm sure. In and out undetected quietly.

    http://www.dx.com/p/honest-511jet-po...7#.VXXOwUGCPCQ

    No motion activated cameras in this catwalk area is inexcusable. No contact alarm on this manhole cover is inexcusable. Easily preventable plan, except the prison officials are retarded.

     
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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    No motion activated cameras in this catwalk area is inexcusable. No contact alarm on this manhole cover is inexcusable. Easily preventable plan, except the prison officials are retarded.
    Prisons are in the business of making money. That means feeding inmates at $1.12 per day and doing the bare minimum to house them.

    I'm sure Sonatine can tell you how awful IT security is at many major corporations and financial institutions. That's because bean counters don't see any immediate profit or benefit from investing in it. They just wait until something goes wrong and fix it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    No motion activated cameras in this catwalk area is inexcusable. No contact alarm on this manhole cover is inexcusable. Easily preventable plan, except the prison officials are retarded.
    Prisons are in the business of making money. That means feeding inmates at $1.12 per day and doing the bare minimum to house them.

    I'm sure Sonatine can tell you how awful IT security is at many major corporations and financial institutions. That's because bean counters don't see any immediate profit or benefit from investing in it. They just wait until something goes wrong and fix it then.
    This is security 101. If there are places no one should be, you easily safeguard against that. And I'm talking super inexpensive. Much less than this public relation disaster is costing them. Much less than the search is costing, much less than the reward offered.

    People should be fired for this, plain and simple
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    If you want to talk about all the ways the US prison system should be reformed, that could take a while.

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by jsearles22 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post

    Prisons are in the business of making money. That means feeding inmates at $1.12 per day and doing the bare minimum to house them.

    I'm sure Sonatine can tell you how awful IT security is at many major corporations and financial institutions. That's because bean counters don't see any immediate profit or benefit from investing in it. They just wait until something goes wrong and fix it then.
    This is security 101. If there are places no one should be, you easily safeguard against that. And I'm talking super inexpensive. Much less than this public relation disaster is costing them. Much less than the search is costing, much less than the reward offered.

    People should be fired for this, plain and simple
    Place looks medieval

    second line of defense seems to be any chance someone actually jumps off that wall they snap both legs > ~.99% of the time

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    They think the tools they used could be from a construction crew that was working at the prison. If it is, somebody is in big trouble.

    State prisons was one of my companies accounts. Working at on one day. Had an extra screw and tossed it in the garbage can. This guard jumped all over me, how they could use the screw and make a weapon out of it. He let me have it good.

    Hated having to work in a prison. Every time I went back into lock up, had to inventory all my tools with the guards, then have them checked when I came out. Was frisked a few times before going in. Was eye balled by some of the prisoners. Made me feel really uncomfortable. It was a max security too.
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    Actually it doesn't appear that this particular prison is privately owned. Same principle may apply though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    They think the tools they used could be from a construction crew that was working at the prison. If it is, somebody is in big trouble.

    State prisons was one of my companies accounts. Working at on one day. Had an extra screw and tossed it in the garbage can. This guard jumped all over me, how they could use the screw and make a weapon out of it. He let me have it good.

    Hated having to work in a prison. Every time I went back into lock up, had to inventory all my tools with the guards, then have them checked when I came out. Was frisked a few times before going in. Was eye balled by some of the prisoners. Made me feel really uncomfortable. It was a max security too.
    I wonder if the black inmates knew you were a biggot/racist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by herbertstemple View Post
    They think the tools they used could be from a construction crew that was working at the prison. If it is, somebody is in big trouble.

    State prisons was one of my companies accounts. Working at on one day. Had an extra screw and tossed it in the garbage can. This guard jumped all over me, how they could use the screw and make a weapon out of it. He let me have it good.

    Hated having to work in a prison. Every time I went back into lock up, had to inventory all my tools with the guards, then have them checked when I came out. Was frisked a few times before going in. Was eye balled by some of the prisoners. Made me feel really uncomfortable. It was a max security too.
    I wonder if the black inmates knew you were a biggot/racist?
    LOL,

    Dumb Ass.

    Are you assuming all the inmates are black?

    You are a RACIST.
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    haha of course I know this herbert. Why you calling me a dumbass?Replied before you edited.
    and yes I assume most of the inmates are black

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    Quote Originally Posted by big dick View Post
    haha of course I know this herbert. Why you calling me a dumbass?Replied before you edited.
    and yes I assume most of the inmates are black
    Then you admit to being a RACIST.

    Actually I don't remember if they were or not. I just wanted the fuck out of there.
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    no I do not, most inmates are black so im assuming that most of them were black based on the fact that most inmates are black, Yeah id wanna get the fuck outta there too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Actually it doesn't appear that this particular prison is privately owned. Same principle may apply though.
    Yeah Clinton Correctional, which you should know is a state prison from various 2Pac songs.

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    Lol, actually both a little over 5'9". That's 69 inches for all you non-Americans

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    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gut View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by SrslySirius View Post
    Actually it doesn't appear that this particular prison is privately owned. Same principle may apply though.
    Yeah Clinton Correctional, which you should know is a state prison from various 2Pac songs.


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