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    Jewdonk and WSOP?

    Been mighty quiet the past few weeks. What's going on? Biggest poker event of the year, Marty rolling in money, seems like the right time to resurface...

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    Marty is god

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Been mighty quiet the past few weeks. What's going on? Biggest poker event of the year, Marty rolling in money, seems like the right time to resurface...
    Could be several factors:

    1) Health issues. Jewdonk has pushed the limits the last few years with alcohol and substance issues. He may very well be in some type of recovery program or in a treatment facility

    2) He could very well be incarcerated for reckless behavior. Remember, this is a guy that recently bragged about blacking out driving/running out of gas and being approached by the Federales

    3) Regrettably he could be deceased. He has run hard for many years and sometimes you just expire

    4) He just does not give a shit about forums anymore and is sipping tequila and doing his thing

    Any of the above has 25% weight.

     
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    I used to black out. I would just wake up in shoes with McDonald's wrappers in my bed. I quit drinking and doing any drugs, that's why my posts have gone downhill. Put me in the WSOP

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    He is alright took nap from the insanity and enjoying life I'm sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tony View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by BetCheckBet View Post
    Been mighty quiet the past few weeks. What's going on? Biggest poker event of the year, Marty rolling in money, seems like the right time to resurface...
    Could be several factors:

    1) Health issues. Jewdonk has pushed the limits the last few years with alcohol and substance issues. He may very well be in some type of recovery program or in a treatment facility

    2) He could very well be incarcerated for reckless behavior. Remember, this is a guy that recently bragged about blacking out driving/running out of gas and being approached by the Federales

    3) Regrettably he could be deceased. He has run hard for many years and sometimes you just expire

    4) He just does not give a shit about forums anymore and is sipping tequila and doing his thing

    Any of the above has 25% weight.
    Since he isn't here, someone should say it. You're a fucking obsessed creep. Go fix some toilets in Perth, you white bread sack of shit.
    It's hilarious that we as a society think everyone can be a dr, a lawyer, an engineer. Some people are just fucking stupid. Why can't we just accept that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zap_the_Fractions_Giraffe View Post
    I used to black out. I would just wake up in shoes with McDonald's wrappers in my bed. I quit drinking and doing any drugs, that's why my posts have gone downhill. Put me in the WSOP
    Fed yourself, helped the economy, awoke in your own bed........what am I missing here?

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    I would say there's about a 50/50 shot he was in vegas for the colossus.

    The other 50% is that he's dead in a ditch somewhere from cartels.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anonamoose View Post
    I would say there's about a 50/50 shot he was in vegas for the colossus.

    The other 50% is that he's dead in a ditch somewhere from cartels.

    If you had ever been in physical proximity to Marty, you would instantly understand why the odds of him being in Vegas undiscovered drop to the low single digits.
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    He said he wasn't interested in the wsop. Happy to just do stars in Mexico.

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