****OFFICIAL OSA LAS VEGAS TRIP REPORT****

[OSA]

Even though I didn't reach my goal I want to thank those that donated.

Here is a recap.

FRIDAY

Friday, I missed my flight cause it took 20minutes to get my breakfast because this fat black n-word didnt get ready in time in the back to help his coworker. That and I had to eat a 12 pack of Baked by Melissa.

Anyway, I ended up leaving 3 hours later and on the same flight as Chuck Zito..lol..



Both me and my friends phone died so we couldn't take a picture.

Friday night was Armin at the new club Omnia in Caesars Palace. Here are some pics and video:





Left at 3:30am cause it was winding down. I know its a myth about the air being pumped, but I couldn't get more than 3hrs of sleep everyday.


Saturday:

Ate off the strip at Rollin Smoke. Highly recommend. My friend and I split these two meals. Came out to about 35 bucks.



Burger with onion rings.


4 ribs, pulled pork, and brisket. Sides were baled beans, mac and cheese and bacon potato salad

[vegas1369]

Rollin' Smoke is a best kept secret here. Voted top 20 best BBQ joints in America. It is about as close to a southern BBQ hole in the wall kind of place you will ever find in Vegas.

Plus, their slogan is: Caution, we rub our meat.

[GambleBotsChafedPenis]

good choice on the food...hope you had a good bourbon with that shit...would be top top...

[Lord of the Fraud]

Cliffs:

Nightclub

Had burger with his onion rings

- the end


Could provide a better trip report from my last visit to the shitter.

[sonatine]

Those Rolling Smoke pics were game changers.

[OSA]

WSat continued

UFC event Weidman v Belfort. First time I was super excited before going to see a live sporting event, since working in Yankee Stadium during the World Series.






I asked to take a pic with them..lol. They are smiling cause when they asked me where I am from, I replied Brooklyn, NY, where people appreciate law enforcement.



I wont post fight pics as they were mostly blurry. We sat in Sec 16 Row W. I was skeptical at first, but these were perfect seats and definitely worth the money. Arlovski v Browne was amazing and def the most exciting of the match.

I shook Rumble and Weidman's hand. I was able to go all the way down to the edge where they walk by. Pretty surprised by that.

[OSA]

Sunday

Caesars buffet was the best buffet I have ever been to anywhere. Crab legs, lobster, brisket, short rib burgers are just the highlights. Only thing I was disappointed by was no lox. Memorial Day Weekend price was steep at 62 bucks, but I def got my money worth.

I sat around by the pool on Sunday and flirted with this Spanish girl mid 20's for about an hour and then asked her back to my room, to which she declined, saying that she was "with family" but gave me her number to call her later. I called 2x and texted once with no response. Fuck you Lydia, wherever you are.


I hopped onto Grindr and got invited to a 3some. Got my dick sucked while the dudes boyfriend ate out his ass. Solid.

As I was walking back to the hotel with swag at 200%, I see this right on the strip.




Right after I take this pic, some strange social justice warrior yells at me to not "take advantage of someone who is drunk, you're wrong" to which I tell here "whose fault that they are drunk". I tell her to stop being a feminist and walk away.

This is her hand in my face...

[sonatine]

SHOOZ IS THIS TRUE

[simpdog]

Someone with photoshop skillz, shop an outfit for OSA as well?

[OSA]

Monday:

Before we left we decided to eat at one more local spot called Fat Choy. This was hilariously in an unmarked casino called Exodus?

We split Peking Duck and Pork Buns. Best Duck Buns ever. Pork Buns had a bit too much fat on them.

I had Short Rib Grilled Cheese Sandwich on Sourdough. Fucking insane. I cant believe living in NY I never heard of this combo. My friend had stomach problems after his pulled pork sandwich but I was ok.

Couldn't take pics but I grabbed some from Yelp.

[splitthis]

Enjoyed trip report actually glad you didn't post pics of 3some.

[tyde]

[JACKDANIELS]

[4Dragons]

Found out who was the other half of that sandwich..

[Belly Buster]