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    Punta Cana- Anyone ever been??

    I'm thinking of booking an all inclusive at a resort here. Anyone ever been there? I hear for the money compared to other carribean trips this is just as good

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    a bunch of people i volunteered with in haiti went here on a break, and they all liked it.

    was pretty cheap, too

    http://www.lhvcresorts.com/

    not sure when you're planning on going, but is gets really, really hot in the summer

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    Did you go to Haiti with wiess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suicide King View Post
    Did you go to Haiti with wiess?
    i didn't go with him, but yeah, we were there at the same time

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    Stayed at Paradisus resort over 15 years ago and it was awesome.... all inclusive, good food, good drink, nice beach, lots of things to do on premises. Shitty little casino. But again, this was quite some time ago. I'd recommend D.R. for a carribean beach vacation, especially with a wife or girlfriend.

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    Why aren't you shacking up with Tyde? If I recall correctly, you may have on occasion referred to him as "god".

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Why aren't you shacking up with Tyde? If I recall correctly, you may have on occasion referred to him as "god".
    I'm flying out there this weekend for SCOOP

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToasterOven View Post
    Why aren't you shacking up with Tyde? If I recall correctly, you may have on occasion referred to him as "god".



    China is scared to come to Mexico (like most gringos) who have been force fed the notion via mainstream media that it's 'dangerous' here, and he's somehow going to get his head cut off by the cartel after they force fed him his gonads

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    I'm thinking of booking an all inclusive at a resort here. Anyone ever been there? I hear for the money compared to other carribean trips this is just as good
    Holy shit do not go.

    I went a months ago, reviews for the place were good, guy from work stayed at the same place two years before me.
    I fucking hated every second of it. The island is on par with Nepal in terms of poverty. You can't leave your resort, you can but it is not worth the trouble. The food was terrible, I literally lost 10 pounds in 7 days. The only beer they serve on the resorts is presidente, which is fucking toxic after drinking it for two days. I don't drink booze so this was an issue. I wanted to check out the hard Rock while I was there but didn't. I wish I had because I fear this might be the only acceptable place to stay on the island.
    If you are looking to smoke I suggest you smuggle your own or bring some wax and a vape because weed down their is 19 levels below normal.

    So terrible food, terrible drinks, terrible Island. The only reason I went is for a wedding and after the winter we just had I was kind of excited to go. Fuck that, after 48 hours of the whole experience I realized I was in hell.
    This place is suitable for 17 year olds on spring break, that's about it.

    I have the same feelings about Jamaica, pretty much the same experience. I went to Jamaica like 5 years ago and o remember telling myself I'll never do an all inclusive again. Well this time for Dominican I didn't have a choice and all I could hear in my heaf while I was down there was that I'll never fucking do this poverty Island bullshit again. I know a lot of people who said they had a great time for this wedding and they said the resort was awesome. Anyone who says that I cannot respect their opinion and needs their head examined. I would have rather spent 3 days in NYC, paying out the nose for everything, than for the money to go to the Dominican.

    Majestic colonial is the place I stayed, just had to look up yhe name it was so forgettable except for the terribleness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookygook View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chinamaniac View Post
    I'm thinking of booking an all inclusive at a resort here. Anyone ever been there? I hear for the money compared to other carribean trips this is just as good
    Holy shit do not go.

    I went a months ago, reviews for the place were good, guy from work stayed at the same place two years before me.
    I fucking hated every second of it. The island is on par with Nepal in terms of poverty. You can't leave your resort, you can but it is not worth the trouble. The food was terrible, I literally lost 10 pounds in 7 days. The only beer they serve on the resorts is presidente, which is fucking toxic after drinking it for two days. I don't drink booze so this was an issue. I wanted to check out the hard Rock while I was there but didn't. I wish I had because I fear this might be the only acceptable place to stay on the island.
    If you are looking to smoke I suggest you smuggle your own or bring some wax and a vape because weed down their is 19 levels below normal.

    So terrible food, terrible drinks, terrible Island. The only reason I went is for a wedding and after the winter we just had I was kind of excited to go. Fuck that, after 48 hours of the whole experience I realized I was in hell.
    This place is suitable for 17 year olds on spring break, that's about it.

    I have the same feelings about Jamaica, pretty much the same experience. I went to Jamaica like 5 years ago and o remember telling myself I'll never do an all inclusive again. Well this time for Dominican I didn't have a choice and all I could hear in my heaf while I was down there was that I'll never fucking do this poverty Island bullshit again. I know a lot of people who said they had a great time for this wedding and they said the resort was awesome. Anyone who says that I cannot respect their opinion and needs their head examined. I would have rather spent 3 days in NYC, paying out the nose for everything, than for the money to go to the Dominican.

    Majestic colonial is the place I stayed, just had to look up yhe name it was so forgettable except for the terribleness.
    Stayed at NOW Larimar about a year an a half ago and my experience was basically the exact opposite of spookygook, but then again I wasn't leaving the resort in a third world country looking to score weed from the locals, so maybe that was the difference

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    A friend of mine just got back and said he had a great time. He stayed all inclusive but not sure which resort.

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    Booked this place for 7 days, was $1,300 per person all inclusive with air fare and ground transportation, not sure if this is good or bad but with decent flight options this was the best i could find

    http://www.iberostarpuntacana.com/

     
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