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Maybe he was behind on his rent. The landlord takes him out gets him trashed then they go back to his house. The landlord bets him his rent that he can't bench 300 lbs. The guy starts to bench it and...

Knives don't kill people, bro.

Swoogs, on the other hand, will stab the shit out of you.[/QUOTE]


I was going for sarcasm on that lol

This is the exact reason why we need to ban knives in America!!!

What type of advertising do you do offline? If you're looking for brand recognition radio ads could help a lot in a local area. Also making donations to community fundraisers. For example donating a...

Everyone welcome the retard of the day- Curt!

Legalizing weed will still make it a sought after commodity, maybe even more so. These growers and dealers would be operating without the fear of...

Limitles wants to fuck Jenny Anderson and is a hater. He cant come out and say he wants to pin her legs back like a Tyson chicken, so he is using the "respect angle."

Im pretty sure thats what he...

Or how many are "covert" operatives?

I say arm the innocents and let them get rid of the problem themselves.

Well maybe they should end the drug war and just let people grow weed. I don't think anyone really needs the government to protect them from all those evil people who choose to smoke an herb that...

Sounds like this is just the standard hater calling out the dude thats tapping the girl he thinks he wants to love and hold and squeeze blah blah blah... cuz he respects her lol

Holy fuck Les. I think you just found your calling as a Baptist Minister.[/QUOTE]

So a slut who hooks up with a dude and fucks within hours of meeting is looking for a partner? I think she is...

I'm in

They should have both been in showgirls. Ending with a cat fight turned munchfest!

It's your opinion and you have a right to express it. I'm not taking it personally.[/QUOTE]

I like listening to you and all your great info on the show. I can't say as I like answering your trivia...

Shortbus that's a horrible strategy! I'll send you a pic of my new Ipad. You can take 2nd if you want!

Oh ok my bad! Thanks!

On another note
http://youtu.be/x-64CaD8GXw

http://youtu.be/wHx7vaa9Fwo
http://youtu.be/w9TGj2jrJk8
http://youtu.be/6O6x_m4zvFs

See the implied humour here is that the person is SO HORNY that, for the time being, work has to be done.

If you get so horny you're ready to bang your own sister I'm quite sure her tits and ass...

I'm sure you could even get some affiliates like maybe blindsquirrel or PFA's to throw in a few bucks on paint in exchange for an ad on the car. Could put you +EV on getting the car ready for a derby.

http://youtu.be/xxj81deO1Z0

http://youtu.be/cJvE_w9k_Hs

http://youtu.be/HQt5AuzGMZc

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Your Dad is obviously interested in spending time with you and bonding ect. You said you have no use for the car and it is embarrassing. By the sounds of neither you or your dad need the money you...

Flopturnriver.com actually ran this story as an April fools joke on its facebook page...