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The beauty of Bukowski's work is in his raw writing style. His books & poems are all easy reads. Just order a copy of Post Office or Factotum on eBay for a few bucks as a primer on...

Hey Ricky,

Thanks for checking in. I'm doing well.

Glad you enjoyed my stories. I'm about to write another filthy one about the events that took place on my 21st birthday. I should have it...

Prior to starting this thread I sent Druff a private message, "...I’m reaching out this morning because I am in rough shape mentally and looking for a platform to write some of my life stories, as...

Boom Boom Bonita (An update to the LION saga)

As the forum fags say, “TLDR”.

I started writing this story on Monday, or Tuesday. I don’t fucking remember. It’s going to have to be a...

Hahahaha. Thanks a lot, tiger. The next time I have sex I'll be thinking about George Brett's batting average. Hahahaha!

And, how many toothpicks were on the floor????

My next story Mapquest to Montreal is taking awhile to write. So I'll drop a short one right here before I pack and fly back to MA tomorrow.

[CAUTION: Raw, erotic content]

I probably shouldn't...

Random thought... Where the fuck are Trent Reznor (NIN) and Zach de la Rocha (RATM) these days????

Have they been silenced?

We need these guys. They have a hundred songs between the two of...

I'm very sorry that my post caused a craving.

Just two nights ago, Jay and I were texting about my drinking. Here's part of the conversation...

Jay: "Have you spoken with Liz about addiction?...

She really loves it when I eat her ass
cause I got me an ounce 'a cocaine
That bitch loves it when I FUCK her mom
cause I got me an ounce 'a cocaine

LIT UP LIKE A FUCKIN LIGHTBULB

I've been...

Red Lips 'til Sunday

Class president, varsity center on the football team, playing Li'l Abner (lead role) in that gay play, being the most popular kid in high school. My cousin Jay (STD) was, and...

A quick follow up to The Quickest & Hottest Pickup.

DoubleDown is the only person that I've shared the link to this thread with. We've been texting back and forth for the last week and he has...

The past seems realer than the present to me now
I've got memories to last me
When the sky is gray
The way it is today
I remember the times that I was happy

Here's a story about My childhood,...

It's time to finish my story of DoubleDown's first trip to Vegas in 2004. Part III of The Quickest & Hottest Pickup - The lesbians

I referred to these girls as "dikes" in one of my first posts....

You got a deal. Looks like I've made a new buddy from starting this thread.

I've been to AC two, maybe three, times. Soon after I turned 21 I saw an add in the Telegram & Gazette for some crazy...

Get ready for some stories in real time. Namely, Being married to a black woman in the year 2023 - Fuck my goddamn life.

The next time these idiots are out of the house for ~1 hour I am packing up...

In Danny Boy's defense, Boomer and I had just picked him up from his Harbor Island residence. So he likely did take it directly from home. I don't believe he played an eight hour $6/$12 session with...

Here's Part I of the topic I rattled off in my original post. Theft/cheating I’ve witnessed in poker rooms over the years. - I’ve been around awhile.

In 2011 I was crushing the Bellagio $20/$40 at...

I'll square-up this thread with some more humor after my last post.

These clips are for my fellow Massholes.

Broadcaster Jerry Remy at his finest. "HERE IT COMES!!!"
...

[DISCLAIMER: This post will likely get nasty because I am triggered by the loss of a very close family friend due to (actually having) cancer this past Sunday.... And how my mom suffered for four...

As a nod to Todd and his 'JEW make the call' threads, I will title this one, JEW make the cheeseburger yourself

I found this story that I had written back in 2016 which I had completely forgotten...

I posted this story and some others (that I had forgotten about) online in 2016 when I was certain that I was going to die soon. Battling the ol' Delerium Tremens while shaking like a leaf in bed for...

My next story is taking awhile to write. But I have two questions about posting on PFA.

How do I "Comment" as opposed to making a new post? And what does it mean when the "Comments" at the bottom...

'Cause his name's limitleeeeeeeeeeessssss MUTHA FUCKKKKINNNNNNNNNN.......

Polychronopolous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhVImjLOqLE

He's a big fuckin' DICK.

Good question as usual, country.

My plan was to stop at the first public restroom that I drove by. But I was coming from friggin' Hubbardston back to the Worcester area (backroads). There wasn't...

Man, I can't think of what the title to this story should be. So I'll give credit where credit's due and name it in a positive way, She had nice boobs though.

[DISCLAIMER: Don't read if you're...