Gonorrhea
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Gonorrhea
You stretched out your stomach at Hot Dog On A Stick and had to go to hospital because you had a lump in your throat . You couldn't sleep because the lump in your throat caused anxiety . So you went to the Three different Doctors and they ran a bunch of useless tests on you only to come back and say you have a non life threatening condition called acid reflux or heartburn or lpr .
Oh wait I got it . You had a dental appointment and because you act six years old you are afraid of the dentists office. You took half a xanex and overdosed
OK maybe you caught a bad case of chlamydia from speaking to desperate girls on a 1980's party line
Damnnnn lol going hard in the paint, who said forum posting was a no contact sport..
Appendicitis
Staph infection
Irritable bowel disease.
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Originally Posted by Forum Wars
Well, I want to give away some cash that I don't really have any use for.
***** Guess the ailment I had in the 10th grade that kept me in hospital for almost a week *****
Let me start by saying it wasn't AIDS. Ailment could, in this case, be ANYTHING that keeps you in a hospital, not purely sickness. Exact or closest guess (at my sole discretion) by 19:00 PST tomorrow wins the cash. Only the first guess per member counts.
I CAN ONLY DO PAYPAL!
Remember: not AIDS.
FLU
I guess if you had pneumonia bad in boath lungs a week in a oxygen tent is Possible
The answer was obviously late stage aids don't let him swindle you people
gerbil stuck in your rectum
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At least give us 3 guesses each.
GOOD SUGGESTION. (As you're all off, even the guy that thought I started eating my own poop).Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord of the Fraud
I've added this to the top of the first post:
NEW RULE (added 17:45 PST 11/13)...YOU GUYS GET UP TO 3 GUESSES.
Guess AWAY!
Allergic reaction
Attacked by a wild animal or family pet.
Punctured eardrum.
Testicles becoming crossed.
punctured ear drum is very strong
Adadictomy
i'll take both my final shots here.
Diabetes or suicide attempt.
pneumonia