LOL spammers

I always love when spammers try to talk me into approving their account.



From: RakeAdvisory <affiliate@rakeadvisory.com>
Sent: Tuesday, December 4, 2018 10:18 AM
To: PFA Staff account
Subject: PokerFraudAlert Forums

I have registered an account but not sure how can I make forum posts.
Thanks!




From: Todd
To: RakeAdvisory
Sent: Wednesday, December 5, 2018 9:11 AM

Hi. I haven't approved your account yet, as all accounts need to go through
an approval process.

Can you tell me what type of posts you wanted to make?

FYI, this forum has a strict no spam policy, and does not allow any kind of
affiliate posting, nor do we allow links in signatures for new accounts.




From: affiliate@rakeadvisory.com
Sent: Thursday, December 6, 2018 1:54 AM
To: Todd
Subject: Re: PokerFraudAlert Forums

Hello,

We are not intending to spam the forum. We can help educating players
regarding online poker rooms.

However, a signature link would be useful if it can be possible in the
future.

Let us know what you think.

Regards,
RakeAdvisory




From: Todd
To: RakeAdvisory
Sent: Thursday, December 6, 2018 2:28 AM

Sorry, that sounds like spam to me.

My users do not need any kind of education regarding online poker rooms.

If you would like to advertise on the site, please let me know, and I will
give you some rates.




From: affiliate@rakeadvisory.com
Sent: Thursday, December 6, 2018 2:53 AM
To: Todd
Subject: Re: PokerFraudAlert Forums

Ok, as you wish. Your site is not that valuable to worth any
advertisement. We also don't pay for links since it is strictyly
forbidden by Google guidelines.

Regards,
RakeAdvisory

I love the "Your site is not that valuable to worth any advertisement." part. That's a big middle finger in your face and may constitute slander, not to mention clumsy phraseology. A warning phone call from Alvin Finkelstein during the show may be in order.

Sometimes I wish you would allow such accounts to be created.

We need some entertainment....it’s close to the holidays too!