GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
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GULF OF MEXICO TEMPS 3 DEGREES HOTTER THAN NORMAL ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH MODE ENABLED SHORT ALL INSURANCE AGENCIES AND AVOID THE MOSQUITOS WHEN YOUR HOUSE DISINTEGRATES BECAUSE THEY WILL ALL BE CARRYING BAT AIDS.
One clue is the ALL CAPS. But I'm 50/50 right now if Sonatine is just seeing if we can handle this as an add-on as late 40's early 50's white guys and not die of heart attacks (aka April Fool's) or if real. Obv. part II is a chain yank...bat AIDS...lol. Ummmm...right?!Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatine
Die from a Hurricane or go to a shelter and die from Covid. Nice to have options.
Jesus fucking Christ, sonatine! Get your natural disaster seasons in order! We gotta worry about the upcoming apocalyptic tornado season this spring before some piddly ass 180mph hurricanes later this summer.
Abnormally warm Gulf of Mexico could intensify the upcoming tornado and hurricane seasons
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.was...es-hurricanes/
Hell! Nashville was already hit by a tornado last month. And the peak of the tornado season is still a good month away.
wow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame
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Originally Posted by thesidedishwow atine going for a doomsday gimmick in 2020, guy has no shame
so you want me to make that new thread about the asteroid strike or nah?
If you want to take over this mantle that is fine, but its not as easy as just chucking up a Charlie Sheen or Coronavirus site. You have seen how things can get away from you. It can be exhausting, it damn near broke me with Sandy.
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Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your guidance.
Then why did you ignore the more timely threat of a stronger than normal tornado season, which is already upon us?Quote:
Originally Posted by sonatineQuote:
Originally Posted by tgull
im only trying to SAVE LIVES, obviously i cant do it without your assistance.
https://youtu.be/B9X5vFEkcGk
I can virtually snap call the under. I’m throwing 11K at hurricane shutters soon. No better way to guarantee we aren’t having a hurricane than me shelling out 11k.
While everyone is distracted by that science-loving atheist Sonatine’s warning about some stupid hurricanes that won’t even show up for months, people are dying from deadly tornadoes, people! And on Easter Sunday, no less!
At least 6 dead after tornadoes, severe storms batter South
https://apple.news/Aimxaltx-Rya354ekpME3-Q
hurricane season starts June 1
almost 70% chance a major hurricane will make landfall in USA this year
predicted 140% normal activity for hurricanes this season
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...rm/5110828002/
That’s almost a month and half away. Meanwhile, people are dying now because TineGod didn’t bother to warn them of killer tornadoes caused by the super hot Gulf of Mexico waters.Quote:
Originally Posted by GrenadaRoger
https://youtu.be/SEmCl4LxyQs
https://www.nj.com/weather/2020/04/l...nd-damage.html
BE SAFE PEOPLE, YOU WERE WARNED.
Ya got some free time and cash flow isn’t great
Pro tip:
When looting during a power outage be aware that the security system is likely to be on a battery back up and the central station connection is probably cellular.
I’m not discouraging you necessarily just suggesting you play smart out there.
Walter Sobcheck can fill in the details
My lights are flickering and I don’t own a gun. Prayers
this is the perfect thread for sonatine and Mumbles to admit that Trump's idea to use nuclear weapons on hurricanes was great
Here we go again... More evidence that Sonatine doesn’t care about saving the lives of truckers from overheated Gulf of Mexico-spawned tornadoes.
Tornado topples tractor-trailer in Oklahoma
https://www.truckersnews.com/tornado...r-in-oklahoma/
we in the building https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZtMNbrmWE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Now they are coming for our pets!!!
Deadly tornado in Polk County leaves a man without his best friend
https://apple.news/AknqqInLbQs-eguh4diwTUQ