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meanwhile, back at the halls of injustice.
made my 1st final table in a few days.
yeah,..i know i'm not suppose to make a FT every day in MTT's playing only 2/3 games per day.
here are a couple of hands.
AA - held deep into tourney. QQ did not. i git snapped by K7 in the BB for no reason other than the player was awful.
we get to the FT. avg stack.
6 handed.
look down at QQ
i bring it 3x bb..
the bb calls and has chip lead and has been playing loosely
flop comes 6 7 A rainbow
i lead out with almost pot size bet on flop....obv i get called knowing my pp is fucked once again
turn brings: 7
i check..and villian checks back.....hmmmmm
river brings : 7
i obv check river and the bb checks back and rolls over 66....lol
dude flops a set...turns a boat on turn....and loses on river to higher boat six handed.
lol....
not over yet. down to 4 players. still wondering how global is gong to fuck me this tourney. didn't take me long to find out
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here re a few hands before the break of my 1st mtt i played in today.
i just bubbled with 99
look at these hands. what's even funnier is that i'm missing another AA and KK getting cracked because they only hold the x amount of HH in the dealer tab before being replaced by new ones. it's either that or my old table before i got moved
these are all from same tourney....same table
see the common pocket pair takedown
enjoy
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fuk yeah..drunk poker.. wut go wrong that doesn't already go wrong..lets fuk aces while we're at it
yeah..i know. i got it in bad.
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binked a 5 dollar rebuy recently.. have many hands to post, but this one just happened 5 minute ago and it pissed me off something awful
in bb wit AA
late position rasise it 3x.. to 900
1 flat call after him.
i 3bet it it to 2700
OR folds and flat caller calls.
do i need to explain what happens. you already know u practically lose wit AA, KK or QQ every mtt u play in here.
you know this dumb fuck is just going to lose my chips
and i'll just throw this 1 in here. i flop a straight @ the final 2 tables and lose.
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awesome
final table or final 2 tables. can't remember. more screwing. but im a mutta fuckin' min cash expert, which is basically worthless
fuck yeah,...hit my set...not good enough
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every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..
if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT
i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins
its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.
i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.
it's like we're all being handicapped or paying a tax.
the program is like reece's speech in the terminator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ntksk9SpPs
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about ready to go to the last 2 tables...obv shove pre
fuck you,..pay me
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i forget if we're at here..but you never forget the fucking..obv deep
every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..
if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT
i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins
its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.
i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.
it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.
the program is the reece's speech in the terminator
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every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..
if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT
i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins
its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.
i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.
it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.
the program is the reece's speech in the terminator
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every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..
if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT
i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins
its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.
i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.
it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.
the program is the reece's speech in the terminator
to go to the FT...can't even win the 2nd pot..obv not a pp loss but they fuck you like this as well..which isolated isn't bad, but in addition two the pp losses it's moar aggravation
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every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one..
if you're lucky they will fuck you early so it doesn't happen on the bubble or going to or at the FT
i'm not even talking about the low/mid pairs which you will 100% run -ev vs two paint at showdown, i'm talking about the biggins
its a fucking disgrace and criminal the way this site is programmed to fuck them.
i don't care how soft the players are or how much money i make there.
it's like i'm being handicapped or paying a tax.
the program is the reece's speech in the terminator
it's very rare for said villain to ever be drawing after the turn @ grobul polka...
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contrary to popular belief. running good at global poker isn't winning your flips. it's winning as a 75/80% fav
every fucking $3>$10 mtt you play in here you lose with a big pocket pair. every single one.
this isn't variance @ global poker. it's programming.
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Listen, and understand. The suckouts with big pocket pairs are out there every mtt. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you go busto.
i don't publish or unlock my ss because it's incorrect and i don't want it being used against me. my winnings are actually much more
so this isn't a losing polka playa's riggy fail speech
3-10 dollars mtt grind
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was going to the final table if this held
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how bad do you have to be
this is at the FT