It blows my mind that in 2014, anyone who strokes their own cock gets away with calling himself straight.

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn.

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LLL is this true.

Also 408 asked me to ask tine whether giving handjobs for $10 bags of shitty meth can turn a person gay.

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Originally Posted by rum dick

Also 408 asked me to ask tine whether giving handjobs for $10 bags of shitty meth can turn a person gay.

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Check your PM's

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Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.

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Originally Posted by Don Jon

Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enEd2019pb8

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Originally Posted by bukowski72

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

First off making an anti-masturbation PSA on a poker forum is like having a snowball convention on the surface of the sun

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This is a real thing, brought to you by the people who gave us Romney. Maybe masturbation does make you gay. Check out the looks at 3:17:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhxv-lcChGM#t=184

Parody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGFELSn6cc&feature=youtu.be

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There is definitely some homoerotic shit going on in that first clip. So basically the guy tells on his roommate for beating off? Tough beat kid.

The parody made me lol, wp

[QUOTE=JUSTIFIEDhomicide;226726]

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Originally Posted by Don Jon

Had sex with a woman over the weekend while fantasizing about being alone stroking my dick.

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Originally Posted by nunbeater

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Originally Posted by bukowski72

This is a real thing, brought to you by the people who gave us Romney. Maybe masturbation does make you gay. Check out the looks at 3:17:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhxv-lcChGM#t=184

Parody:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAGFELSn6cc&feature=youtu.be

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There is definitely some homoerotic shit going on in that first clip. So basically the guy tells on his roommate for beating off? Tough beat kid.

The parody made me lol, wp

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I like how they used probably the best looking kid they could find for this. I want to jerk off to this vid just cause he is in it.

For real though, that kid is getting his dick sucked on the reg by girls or guys, he prolly rarely masturbates.

If they wanted to make a PSA against jerking off wouldnt they get a geeky non attractive guy?

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Point fucking blank: Masturbation is every bit as much a homosexual act as fucking or sucking another dudes penis. And its a revolting brand of degeneracy that up until recently was quite appropriately punished in the town gallows.

Its the oldest story in the book; boys who start masturbating inevitably grow up gay. They drift from centerfolds to the more hardcore "straight" porn featuring naked men on naked women. Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn. Then when they think its safe, they bust out the straight up man fucking man porn and pat themselves on the back for being such "liberated" straight dudes. No my friend, you sir are a homosexual, pure and simple.

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:wtf

I find this thread particularly amusing in the fact that it's coming from someone who was the founding father and biggest promoter on the forums for dickgirls!

IRRELEVANT AND IMMATERIAL.

couldn't find my glasses to read this thread



i quit long ago before going completely blind

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Originally Posted by sonatine

Point fucking blank: Masturbation is every bit as much a homosexual act as fucking or sucking another dudes penis. And its a revolting brand of degeneracy that up until recently was quite appropriately punished in the town gallows.

Its the oldest story in the book; boys who start masturbating inevitably grow up gay. They drift from centerfolds to the more hardcore "straight" porn featuring naked men on naked women. Soon they find a "happy medium" and start watching shemale porn. Then when they think its safe, they bust out the straight up man fucking man porn and pat themselves on the back for being such "liberated" straight dudes. No my friend, you sir are a homosexual, pure and simple.

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Yeah apparently the whole world is gay.

:makessense

Saw this picture earlier and thought of this thread:

http://imageshack.com/a/img593/9743/1n6q.png

Problem solved.

If that doesn't work then this would be the last resort:

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Saw this picture earlier and thought of this thread:

http://imageshack.com/a/img593/9743/1n6q.png

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