Bin Laden is alive and plays Texas Hold 'em?
So, I was playing poker at a home game, and no shit. In came Osama Bin Laden. Guy loves to chase straights and flushes. He left up $55, and lucky us cause he said: "Had that 7 not completed my gutty on the last hand, I'd have blown up this joint."
OBL leaves, and I said to my mate who's always talking about Q this. Q that. "Mate, isn't he dead?" And he replied:
"Benghazi Seal Team Truth:
Osama Bin Laden had nothing to do with 911. All orchestrated by the Bush administration to set up Osama as the fall guy.
Bin Laden was never killed, and is still alive. It was a double that was taken out that day by Seal Team 6.
This was all set up to be a “trophy kill” for Obama before his re-election, so he’d come out looking like a hero.
The plan was to have Iran move Osama to Pakistan mountains for the kill, but last minute Iran switched him out and replaced Osama with a double. So when the Seal team realized they killed the double, they dumped the body, knowing the real Bin Laden was still alive...
So to cover their tracks, Obama and his deep state pals had the Seal Team killed off because they knew the truth and this would foil their plan...
To keep Iran quiet, Obama sent almost $1.7 billion in hush money (funded by US taxpayers) to Iran to help facilitate the plan.
Now it’s time for Hussein, Hillary and Biden to be held accountable...”
Trump, the President of the United States retweeted this theory as well.
So there you have it. Osama is in Sydney.
I am utterly amazed at the "flying stupidity" of some people. Anybody care to raise their hand and tell us more about this theory they believe in and is circulating twitter this week?
